Pop on some lip gloss and lower your standards— Lily and Seline are kicking things off with the disasters that are first dates and why every girl secretly has an escape plan in her purse. It’s messy. It’s mildly incriminating. It’s probably a cry for help. But hey, at least it’s content.

Welcome to the pod where strangers judge your entire soul based on your drink order and one wrong joke can ruin your life.

Huge thanks to @Sangalelhn for help recording!