We kick off this week with some wild nights… Lily made a whole ahh soup for a man only for it to all fall apart right in front of her, and somehow in spite of the mortification that wasn’t the worst night either of us have had recently. Cut to: drunken (almost) strangers , a loaded gun, and the slow, dawning realization that we might be the problem—but only a little. Seline and Lily dissect the slippery slope from soup to psychological warfare, asking life’s big questions like: Why do we try to be wife material for men who don’t know what a simmer is? And what’s the deal with men wanting to play with guns after a single beer?

Pop on some lip gloss and lower your standards— Lily and Seline are kicking things off with the disasters that are first dates and why every girl secretly has an escape plan in her purse. It’s messy. It’s mildly incriminating. It’s probably a cry for help. But hey, at least it’s content.

Welcome to the pod where strangers judge your entire soul based on your drink order and one wrong joke can ruin your life.

Huge thanks to @Sangalelhn for help recording!