This week on Toxic Behavior, Carly kicks things off with her recent experience getting drunk for a police academy field sobriety test (yes, really), and then spirals into a story about mistaken stalking—that moment when you know someone, but they’ve never actually met you.

From there, we dive into stories of nights we definitely had one drink too many, and finally, we confront a deeply important spiritual truth: Carly has never broken a bone because she’s one of God’s favorites… obviously.

If you’ve ever gotten a little too tipsy, accidentally stalked someone, or felt divinely protected despite making questionable life choices—welcome. You’re in the right place. ❤️🔪

For another story of mistaken stalking listen to Episode 3