The Beast Beneath The Bed

10: LOVE 'EM OR LEAVE 'EM FROG LOVE SERENADE!


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Despite what you think about amphibians turning into gorgeous love nuggets, the princess in most of these folktales is seriously a WANKER. She's spoiled, she's an ass, and in general, an insufferable jerk! (I really do think she needs some frontier justice, but that's just me and my kink talking!) But here at THE BEAST we thought we would dial up the romance with this little ditty by Jimmie Hudson!

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Performer: JIMMIE HUDSON
Writer: Leon Rene

And here is an article about all the pathetic reasons we fall in love with ANYTHING!

Finally, here is an article wondering whether animals fall in love with each other...I personally feel that we won't know the answer to that until we witness love-bombing between animals, stalking, and all the other deranged behaviors that homo sapiens engage in when feeling paranoid about their partner, insecure, and all the rest of it!

And in case I disappear, I do want to let you know that the squirrel has been giving me the EYE lately, so perhaps, just perhaps, the squirrel has fallen in, at the very least, extreme LIKE with me! (if it's true he'll be easier to trap!) (and by "trap" I don't mean in a terribly horrible relationship where the power dynamics are woefully out of whack, I mean a literal cage!)
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