for this dutiful midnight vigil, the first tuesday of common days, we are graced with the beloved, articulate Cardinal Larson of the Archdiocese of the Church of the Seven Trusted Greases. he shares his many beautiful stories about his travels with us, his healthy, loving flock.

Preacher: Cardinal Ed Larson (of Brighter Side and Roundtable of Gentlemen)

Invocation

Psalm: “Secret Tators”

A Special Sermon from Cardinal Larson

Concluding Prayer

more frothy truth for the greasy and faithful next tuesday