Who’s short and spherical with a jaunty hat? Beau Basco! Who sees every clue with a lazy eye? Beau Basco! And who is facing the biggest who-dun-it of their career? Uhhhhh BEAU F. BASCO.

The F stands for “Fuck.”

NTWICS Vol 1: https://open.spotify.com/album/4Oithuobv9nJKIrXAyd2FX?si=Pq1urioWQkW1Jt9tl2iUJQ

DEAD BIRD SONGS: https://www.patreon.com/collection/385604

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The bell is ringing, children! Come inside, children. Hear about our new album: Now That’s What I Call Story - Volume One, children. We talk with Liturgical Director Carl about his musical deeds, children. Plus, children, there is a long-awaited Q&A! Hear us drop the veil and plant Truths in your heart, children.

Children!

NTWICS Vol 1: https://open.spotify.com/album/4Oithuobv9nJKIrXAyd2FX?si=Pq1urioWQkW1Jt9tl2iUJQ

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: a.co/d/bFlMta2

Gums of pink, are gonna stink / Gums of red, are fonts of dread. Teeth are unwelcome in our parish! Yet, hygiene is a virtue. Ohh, we’re complicated—no easy answers in the Story! You must yeeeearn.

Invocation

The Washing of Chalms

Liturgical Reading: “The Swollen Mouth of Family”

Concluding Prayer

Grease unto thee. Be sure to check out the newest video on youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

Let the Story reduce you to flesh mulch! Let the Story compress you and your every neighbor into a lovehogpile. Let go and let STORY.

We’re back, BABY, ohhhhhh for a just widdle bit of Story truuuuuth. Get ready for the highest concentration of annoying names any Story has ever held! Uh oh!

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GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: a.co/d/bFlMta2

Oooh, children, gather around for Vacation Story School. While the clerg' takes a breather, they gather to discuss and share the first chapter of Brother Reid (Reid Faylor's) audiobook novel: Dead Bird Songs.

If you wanna skip right to the juicy audiobook chapter, go to 22:29, otherwise enjoy our chat about writing, editing, and peeing in pockets.

Subscribe to Reid's novel at www.patreon.com/reidfaylor

We've got some BIG NEWS for all of you congregants courtesy of Brother Reid and Pastor Andrew, so if you're curious as to what's happening with TSMBT, it might be best to tune in now! We love and cherish each of you and remember - THE STORY WILL BE TOLD!

ACTION BOYS: https://youtu.be/2DkqRs5TZhU

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: https://a.co/d/gNjHAOM

Two outcasts are excluded even from apocalypse and must navigate a changed world. If there is truth to be found it is in each other. Return to where your Story began so it may now end.

Guest Preachers:

Betsy Winchester (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy; VO artist betsywinchester.com IG: @betsywindy; formerly of Murderfist)

Steve O’Brien (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy, Xmas Futures short films christmasfutures.com)

Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 and LPN Deep Dives ACOTAR podcasts, IG @jackthatworm)

Announcements

Velvet: THE LEAST OF CHIMPS

Devon: THE AWAKENING

Velvet: FLESH PILES

Devon: FATHER

Velvet: THE HIDING MAN

Devon: ALONE

PARADISE RISING

EPILOGUE

That’s it! For THIS SEASON. Some bonus episodes coming while you wait for season 2, plus MORE: a novella (already out!), a novel, and an album. See you soon!

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MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com

GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK NOW ON SALE: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book/1144436977

A child suffers mute the unutterable horrors of our past. Every step forward is a descent. Trust no family or institution that worships the god of your destruction.

Guest Preacher: Betsy Winchester (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy; current VO artist betsywinchester.com IG: @betsywindy; formerly of Murderfist and Skulk, The Hulking)

Featuring: Marcus Parks, Ed Larson, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski

Curtain Call

Liturgical Reading: “Day for Night”

The Chalmsening

One episode left before our break to switch into seasons! The last one will be a gosh darn doooooozy

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BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com

I’m a BIG SHOT at my job. I belong to an ELITE group of people who make work their ENTIRE identity. My testicles are made out of BRASS and I have NO outside relationships. What IS my job? Oh, I torture a big fucking worm. If I don’t do it someone else will!

Featuring:

Holden McNeely as the Taurus Salesman, Priest

Ed Larson as Announcer, Man in Coat

Jackie Zebrowski as Tomsha

Mounting Cro-Crotoa

The Story Must Be Told Clip Show

Liturgical Reading: “The Fool and the Worm”

The Price of Killing Chalms

Two more episodes left before our break to switch into seasons. We’re hard at work on the new format and KNOW you’ll love us EVEN MORE.

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MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com

BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com

YUCK. GROSS. I don’t care how we’re related, family member! You aren’t family no more after what you did nuh UH. You’re what my family calls a hot sloppy “turd,” and I’m gonna scrape you off my boot. How did you become such a humble bootscraping? Uh, through CHANGES, bucko.

Featuring:

John Moreno as Dr. Greene

Betsy Winchester-Parks as Katherine and the Lawyer

Andrew Yackira as Doug and Mark

Sailor Talk

The Nature of Cro-Crotoa

Liturgical Reading: “Changing. Do You See?”

Parting Words

Tune back in two weeks from now for the antipenultimate episode of the season!

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BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com