The Story Must Be Told

By The Last Podcast Network

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista as we worship the Story. Behold the handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-f... more

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February 01, 2022 142. The Brain, The Body
Suck in your gut. Pucker up your lips! Hock, pull, and reLEASE Good: you just spat out your own brain, ya dumb dumb. Get it outta there! Your brain can’t make you happy, and four out of five bodies agree. P’too!
Invocation
Shh Thoughts haha
Liturgical Reading: “The Brain, The Body”
Rocks
Get out of the dog kennel, and put on your Tuesday best, ‘cause we’ll be back with a new Story in two weeks. P’too!
Featuring the hot gym track Sports Beat by BerryDeep.
BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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32min
January 19, 2022 141. It Was A Sunday...
Pay attention to this STORY and DON’T get DISTRACTED, like you would while holding the hand of the Archduke’s son while the world’s coal-tossing competition progressed a mere thirteen feet away. The Archduke of course demanded a close view, given his failing eyesight, but also his failing sense of smell and taste. He ate meals for hours, and never once had a drink, afraid to wash away the paste before he could enjoy the flavor. Now, his son mind you is a hemophiliac, and as such has taken to a life of precaution. His mother held his hand on long walks, while crossing the trolleyways, and eventually, while he slept and bathed. While she is on vacation, I’ve been charged to take her stead, given my similar height and smooth pristine hands. “Not a scar!” the Archduke declared upon inspection weeks prior. “Not a mole not a freckle!” Now, coal-tossing is a sport with an ancient, but complicated lineage…
Invocation
Petitions for Steadfast Congregants
Liturgical Reading: “It Was a Sunday…”
Get on in on this, on and in and on, again on, again in, on and on in and again. ‘Nother Story in a fortnight, ya goober.
BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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34min
December 22, 2021 140. Young Robert!
Ohhh Young Robert. Oh! Young Robert! Everyone LOVES Young Robert. He’s sailing for America! He encounters DANGER. But who IS Young Robert? One thing for sure: he’s young!
Chunk down to www.thestorymustbetold.com to buy a book, ya goob.
The Annual Story fund-a-thon
Donations
A Very Special Episode of Young Robert
We are taking a much needed break for the next episode, so Stories will resume Jan 18.
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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34min
December 09, 2021 139. Hard To Be A Mother
Shh shhhhh go to www.thestorymustbetold.com and buy a book shh shhh it’s actually just links to the Amazon purchase pages shh shhh you don’t have to give us your info we already HAVE it.
A mother can be anything. A frog. A bunch of rocks. Devon, apparently. But the one thing a mother can’t be? FREE from the STORY. Look look, uh oh it’s coming for youuuu.
Featuring Steve Pasieka as “Christopher” www.twitch.tv/skulkers
Invocation
Petitions for the Honest Congregants
Liturgical Reading: “Hard to be a Mother”
Concluding Prayer
Two more weeks until the final episode of the year. You will join us I can already tell.
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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39min
November 25, 2021 138. The Sublimation Of Petsmart - Guest Preacher Amber Nelson
Slop some STORY into your palms with our NEW book: Seasons of the Story. Buy here: www.thestorymustbetold.com
Meow meow, bark bark, tweet tweet, sublimate sublimate. We all become ONE in the PetSmart. We all become ONE in LOVE, even if it hurts! And it WILL.
Guest Preacher: Amber Nelson (Brighter Side and Some Place Under Neith podcasts)
Invocation
Psalm: How Much is That Doggy with the Masters Degree?
Liturgical Reading: “The Sublimation of PetSmart”
Concluding Prayer
Give us two weeks to refresh the load in the Story trough, and we can FEAST again.
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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25min
November 11, 2021 137. Bearer of Light
Our book is the ONLY truth EVER. Buy SEASONS OF THE STORY at www.thestorymustbetold.com
Who will you meet in the mystery woods? Uh oh, maybe someone niiiiice. But can you trust anyone you meet in the mystery woods? Don’t ask me, CHURT.
Invocation
Petitions for Glorious Congregants
Liturgical Reading: “Bearer of Light”
The Song of Psalms
In two weeks we’ll be waiting for you inside your own heart with a fresh Story.
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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35min
October 26, 2021 Psalms of the Congregation
Our BOOK is out, Chester. Buy SEASONS OF THE STORY at www.thestorymustbetold.com
For the past year, every month on the Story Discord, our congregants submit original psalms in a CONTEST OF STORY TRUTH. We have read the winners and present them here for YOU. Join the discord and submit at https://discord.gg/9QUv46G. It’s typically for patreon members, but our kindly moderators grant access to SWEETHEARTS no matter their amount of sticky cheddar.
THE PSALMS
-A Psalm from the book of Grandmas Gone Gone - by Crodyman, www.pulpfrombeyond.com
-A lil sip from the mug of gar-fi-eld to the congregation - Kristofferson De, lulu.com/spotlight/ilovedatoasteronce
-Passing - Greslo
-You Can Always Trust a Taurus - Jacob Rook, Instagram @asbestoscake
-My Pen Pal Liturgical Director Carl - Foxy, FwaygoOfficial.redbubble.com
-Sarabeth Went Fishing - ghastlygrapher, twitter.com/ghastlygrapher
-The Crowning of JoBo REDUX - Jarrod, TWITCH.TV/THESTORYMUSTBEROLLED
-The Juice Cleanse - Rachel Weinberg, instagram @cursedcollages, writing on rachelwriteshorror.wordpress.com
-I am BUGS - Choirboy RBT, punkswithlunch.org
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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25min
October 12, 2021 BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT: Seasons of the Story
No Story today, Chester, just a big CHUNK of NEWS:
The Story Must Be Told is releasing its first book ... OF STORIES. Mark your humble calendar for OCTOBER 26th when the goodness of the Story plops down on you!
15 of your favorite Stories, plus a BRAND NEW STORY bigger and chunkier that will forever live in the book EXCLUSIVE. Artwork by celebrated congregant Sishir Bommakanti! A foreword by Lil Tad Taster himself for the most part!
Follow us on @tsmbtpod on Twitter and Instagram for the PLOP TIME, and keep your peepers PEELED, CHUCK.
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2min
September 28, 2021 136. Stalkers
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Story.
The Story who?
The Story Must Be Told.
Anyway, this episode was sponsored on Patreon.com/tsmbt by congregant Thomas K. Oh congregant, you will RUE the day you gave us your hard earned cheddar. We thank you!
Invocation
Psalm: “A Box of Family”
Liturgical Reading: “Stalkers”
Closing Prayer
We are taking off the next episode, but we’ll be back with a special announcement.
Our book of PSALMS:
www.thestorymustbetold.com
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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42min
September 16, 2021 135. Doogie Reassembled
How many living people do you equal? When they gather, what do they say about you? Do they miss you? Where did you go? Have they noticed you’re gone? The Story answers: none, no, no, nowhere, no.
Invocation
Psalm: “The Joke About A Noisy Dog”
Liturgical Reading: “Doogie Reassembled OR The Incident”
A Startling Revelation
Phew, wasn’t sure I’d make it to the end of this here episode description. Stay by my side, two weeks if you can, when the Story will TEST me again.
Our book of PSALMS:
www.thestorymustbetold.com
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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40min

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