60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy

A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies.

Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky.

Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.

Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt.

Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans’ crotch, three sycophant friends, a dad who casually wishes his daughter had been a son, zero actual conflict, and the single least authentic gangsta rap catalog ever committed to film. Ashton picked it and stands by the laughs. Justin nearly put it in his top ten hates for the season. Chris Rock once said he’d have preferred an envelope of anthrax to the script. We understand the impulse.

The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..

Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...

Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!

T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...

Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!

The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.

3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!