On this, our one-hundredth proper episode, Chalms guides us to profound questions: What were you doing in the Soviet Union between 1978 and 1984? Did you suffer for your crimes? Or is your suffering yet to come? Heh heh, atone, congregants. Atone!

Residing Congregant: Chalms

Invocation

Petitions on behalf of Worthy Congregants

Liturgical Reading: “It Will Last Forever”

The Boy, The Bell

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