Welcome. once you understand that everything in the universe fits neatly into 64 unique categories everything will start to make more sense to you. but dont you worry about that, you dont need to worry about that. you dont need to worry about anything. we are here to handle everything. we spend so much time worrying now - will i ever find fulfilment in my job? will i ever make enough money to relax? will my girlfriend eventually lose interest after the artificial shine of a new sexual relationship wears off? will i grow apart from those i care about the most? But imagine this for a minute: it all could work out. There is no reason why that isnt a possibility. Go outside. Pick up the basketball and take a shot. see what happens. I bet you make it. Go to the grocery store without a list, i bet you get everything you need and nothing that you dont need, you'll remember that you already have seasame oil in the pantry, you dont need another bottle.

Join us as we celebrate the last 100 years by an eliminiation style bracket tournament of the best 64 things in the human known universe.

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