Western Promises

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oh boy we are so back. teratomas, fistulas, kris angel uterus freak, current events, ahmeds big day, Mohamed's Theorem, metal gear solid V, standing on business. this week all three boys are in it to win it and we can see that checkered flag. kept ya waiting huh? also i am on a work field trip and Paris is dealing with a mysterious water situation so we are both on airpods. honestly its is pretty good.

Please tell your brothers and sisters about our show.

sorry i cant hear you over $65,000 plus $25 company store credit and gym membership discounts. broke boys dont know. hey kid, ever wanted to know the history of BLACKED?

Kept ya waiting, huh?

Oh some pagers exploded

its up to everyone now. we have to find Paris. we have spared no expense, we have the top guys on the case and i have no doubt they will crack it. we believe he has absconded with the chaos emeralds and 6 dragon balls. we have no idea what he is going to do but it cant be good. also we would happily spread russian propaganda for a lil piece of that pie please

do not tap the glass, dont touch the poo, look dont touch. everything i just said? NEWSFLASH: its been said before. But do you really understand? Either way listen up, tune in, sit down, and do the work. you ever heard of tool assisted speedrunning? you know Frodo Baggins? you think you know Greg? oh and im sure famous B too? w/e, get real.

look, I know the podcast has been bad, okay? Paris is MIA, my mic broke, and Kevin is chinese. But we are fixing it. We are fixing everything. Paris's disney cruise is on its way back, i got a new mic and we are replacing Kevin with an indigenous queer AFAB Dominican undertale speedrunner. its looking up. its all going up. lets get it. lets get all of it. we can have it. we have nothing to lose but our chains. oh and if ur listening you orange fascist??? enjoy losing to a GIRL!

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look, we missed a week. i could give you excuses, i could tell you everything that is in my heart, i could spill the beans but It just happened. it happens. jewishcostalelite joins me this week to talk about watches.

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we are joined by mensallectuals to discuss communal showers, paw paw's ding dong, and joining mensa

look, i know its late, what do you want from me. i was helping a grieving mother with a photoshop request

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the sound of teeth scraping against a cheap fork

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all about KINK. KINK

what would you do if your strongest desire was to remove your manhood? make an appointment? listen to this. its time.