Western Promises

Western Promises

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  • 194 my ex-gf was questioned by the fbi about my browser history and all i got was this stupid tshirt (pt 1)

    im browsing a thread on the playstation 4 board of gamefaqs where people are asking for dating advice. here's a post.

    I dated a female lawyer once. I could not win and argument with this b****, no matter how hard I tried. I would just GIVE UP!!!! and then that made her mad too. You do not want to solve this problem, you do not want to work this out. NOPE.. BYE!!!
    I ended up getting a Russian Mail order wife. We have been married for 15 years. She cusses me out in Russian, but who cares, I have no clue what she is saying.
    Good luck.

    1 hr 5 min
  • 193 Who Shot First?

    WE ARE NOT BACK BECAUSE WE NEVER LEFT


    TIME TO DEAL WITH DELICATE SUBJECT MATTER WITH COURTESY AND RESPECT


    LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF MY IDEA AT THE VERY END OF THE EPISODE. LEAVE A COMMENT

    1 hr 19 min
  • 192 Ooda Loop

    lets get this out of the way: the audio is probably not as good as it has been and I want everyone to fully understand that it is Kevin's fault. Apparently his webcam has some sort of curse or possibly a djin living inside of it and when plugged in, injects an endless torrent of chaos and blood magik into his computer and all who are connected to it. But we still did the work. Ooda loops is what is on the menu today.


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    1 hr 4 min
  • 191 RIP King Cobra JFS

    There is not much else to say. King Cobra JFS was the best of them. He did not deserve the end he got. He lived a hard life and went out way too soon. I am wasted on a drink combo right now in cobe's honor, so I dont have much else to say that hasnt already been said. Fuck sickos, hail satan.

    1 hr 53 min
  • 190 Mobyheads

    Hey Facebook, I know probably out there enjoying your day, but right now we gotta talk about something for real right now. There's a serpent out there. You know what mean? It's came to me several times. You know what mean? Won't leave. You know what I mean? All I'm trying to tell you is you got somebody talking in your head. You know I mean? That is most likely the serpent.

    You feel me? That's where I'm fucking at. So forgive me for cursing. I know the Lord loves us. Amen. I'm sorry for all of us, though I know the Lord defeats them all. Get with the Lord. And how about we just go ahead and pray to the Lord in the schools? Okay. Here's a pledge of allegiance to the flag of United States of America. The United States of America in the Republic for which we stand one nation under God under God indivisible individually indivisible... who knows. They get the lyric my first take in mind I'm telling you now we put them all back in the schools hey in God we trust hey you see all these faces on these dollar bills put them on there on their headstones.

    Feel me? Caesar? Who's on that? Who's on that nickel? Who's on that nickel? Huh? Or coin or whatever? It was Caesar, right? We'll give to Caesar what? Caesar. What is Caesar's? You know what mean? And they get rid of all your fucking possessions. And I feel that. I feel that. Because none of that's worth anything.

    I love you all out there, I'm serious. Thank you. And I had to get it, as soon as I found out, I had to get it. I had to get it out there to you. Not really soon, but I've been going through hell, talking, talking, talking, what, what? I'm telling you, I love you all out there. Be safe, brothers and sisters. Freedom in Christ, freedom in Christ. The speech, bite the tongue, babe. I'm out.

    1 hr 23 min
  • 189 Our Flag Was Still There

    Fans of the genre rejoice, for our flag was still there. So far, the experience has been a mixed bag but eager listeners will be champing at the bit right up until the doors unlock and crisp recycled air greets their glassy eyes and chapped lips. The routine is comfortable and expected; autopilot. highway hypnosis. is this new? is there something novel to discover or do our feet only fall in tracks laid by those who came before us? even still, they dont fit exactly. the rubber of our soles crushes the borders of the shoeprint, altering it slightly. by addition or subtraction, we have altered the world. maybe not for our predecessors, but certainly for everyone behind us, those so hard to imagine but who, without a doubt exist. waiting patiently, just as we were, for our chance to make an impact. to experience anything, something: this. use promo code WesterP25 for 25% off your first order of Gorilla Nut, the only supplement that will make you cum so much.

    1 hr 10 min

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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy…

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