let me set the scene: you are freshly 19 years old. you have dedicated your life to Jehovah, both privately in prayer, and publicly through baptism. you have pursued a life in service to God, and devote a large amout of your time to proselytizing. You have never seen an R rated movie, you dont listen to rap or heavy metal music, and Wii Sports is your favorite video game. You take the big step of applying to Bethel after talking with your parents and the elders. A few weeks pass and you get the wonderful news that you have been accepted. You start making plans to move to NYC. You cant contain your excitement. You will get to go on an adventure in a new city and the best part is that you will be doing this, not for personal enjoyment, but to better serve your God who you truly have a personal relationship with. You quickly say a private prayer thanking Jehovah for allowing you this privilege and opportunity. What happens next, is in Gods hands.

What happens though is that you move into a small dorm with another extremely sheltered, sexually frustated 19 year old boy and being outside of direct supervision of your overbearing parents you engage in underage drinking and quickly find yourself wrestling the other boys in your underwear. Played as a joke, but you both are clearly getting something more out of this. This is how it happens. Trust me.

you ever just look at someone. really look at the. see what makes them tick? see how they respond to getting a text message, or how generous they are with the space they are taking up when someone moves to pass them in a crowded hallway? do you ever think about every single part of a man? down to the smallest discrete part?

would you like to? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

what more is there to say. classic CLASSIC episode EPISODE this week. 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2- hosts only ONLY just for tonight

what are you waiting for kid? thje rest of your life is waiting

Happy valentines DAy everyone. Join us for a world tour around the world (tour) listening to nigerian evangelical radio stations for one, for two: an american guy on a radio station in Cape Town South Africa. the introduction of anti-kevin, a sick new variant. down, left, up, down, a, a, a, select to unlock this powerful fighter.

In the age of artificial intelligence and AI, love is now quantifiable. relationships are algebra and we can be your abacus. if going on a date with the hottest girl in school is a perfectly toned ass, we are your sketchers shape-ups. if busting is a fully activated copy of adobe photoshop 2014, we are an adobe photoshop 2014 keygen.

part one of the greatly anticipated next love line from western promises. for the second one, you will need to travel to the hidden realm of Noresporia, traversing the desert of Halgontrousmeggadon. You must answer the devious troll Gangaskhan's riddles thrice, and collect all 7 dragon balls. Only then will you be given the chance to subscribe to our patreon:patreon.com/westernpromises. (please do not click on that link until you completed the specified tasks, honor system)

We answer your burning questions and give you advice that will carry you through life, unburdened by doubt.

live on microphone, we have kevin's ass. filled to the brim with all sorts of interesting things, this ass will not leave you wanting. raw, uncensored, and for the first time ever, recorded live from o block. you are not gonna want to miss this ass episode

hey whats better than this? whos better than us (you inclusive)? join the movement, join the hood, join the sound. you want this

let it happen. free masons? you can spell self circumcision without cum. its true, folks, its true. you like music? you like playing games, dolls, making toys kiss each other and wrestle for fun? its all gravy, KOSHER. bring them home, release the sausages.

this one is all about the curious incident of the dog in the night time. dont know what that is? heh, i didnt either kid. settle in, let us show you. youre one of us now. in this gang, we are brothers, bound by blood and honor. here give me a kiss, the way brother do. deep and hard. soft lips, hard tounge. bang your teeth in to mine, theyare fake, i can take it.

look, los angeles is on fire, I had the flu, and democracy is dying in darkness. but we are back and mostly the same. join us to learn how to use bitcoin to activate your frozen yogurt chakra and transcend into your 7D triple helix avatar. welcome to the rest of uh, you know.

come one come all to experience the schizophrenic fever dream Resident Evil 1 Christmas mod with the fellas and like 10 of our dearest friends from the discord server. strap in for a nearly 3 hour festive wild ride and experience yuletide treats the likes of which you've never seen such as:

-batshit insane dialogue that has constantly shifting volume, will randomly switch to only one audio channel, cuts off before lines finish, is plagued with random noises in the background and is rife with DELIGHTFUL nonsensical british "humor"

-pretty good new music tbh

-the wackiest christmas enemies you've ever seen with your own two ears

-wildly varying quality with new models and in-game graphics

-a SHOCKING ending that will leave you breathless

-also please note that kevin died the first playthrougfh and he recovers bro i promise bro keep watching i promise he does it bro please bro

merry christmas cretins. we love you all <3