Its the 2025 Kia Sorento Bug Chasing Summer Festival. Get ready to see your favorite bands compete in high octane mortal kombat. nevershoutnever headlining with the reanimated corpse of merle haggard. the best minds from MIT and the University of Phoenix got together and just dug up Merle's body and used 100% recycled tubing and windshield wiper fluid to bring him back to life, utilizing arcane hydraulics and webcam technology. youre not gonna want to miss this. all artists are coated in a special compound that makes them invisible to cameras and some eastern europeans. so you just gotta be there dude, you gotta make it out. we miss you, you know? we all know you have been having a hard time, and that sometimes it is easier to just pull away and isolate yourself, but everyone would love to see you. Mitchfa, Sully, and Costas were asking about you the other day at the dealership. we have all forgiven you man, i bet noone even remembers what happened last summer. that was just the title of a movie that came out in the late 90s man, not a fact about people's recollection of what you did or or didnt do last august. just come out bro, i got you a ticket. no pressure but i think it would be good for you, and for all of us. we need this.