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we are back and done with all public and personal crises. its all smooth sailing from this point forward. we are going to churning it out like you have never seen before

this week was all about correct tv placement, OCD, HOECD, BlowCD, Earthbound, being a japanese teenager like me like ive always been and will always be, RFK jr, Donkey Kong Jr, and Junior from the sopranos marry fuck kill, pick now.

wow! an amazing job opportunity just lined up for one of the boys with some schizophrenic lunatic in florida running a scam solar business. will kevin pass the phone interview? will his r*tarded nephew make a mess during the orientation? does this guy have the capability of actually understanding what another human says? only one way to find out...

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last time i uploaded an episode I told myself that this time I would actually write a description of what we discuss but man i really really really dont want to do that. it seems like so much work. but imma be 100 with you, we talk mikey, updates in the mikey miles werlld. we also talk about see this is the problem, i literally do not remember anything we talked about. i wanted to say ritual child grape and the church and jesus sucking medicine out of his apostle's penises but that is in the bonus. wtf did we talk about in this episode.

thanks for tuning into my show everyone. wow! we have such a good show for you guys. are you pumped up about wrestling?! are you fired up? this is the wrestling show for everyone. get fired up guys, wrestlemania is going on all year until the emperor sheds off his final skin. its gonna be a great year. i do this all for my family

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wait, ur telling me this episode has lengthy jehovah's witness stories? um okay, next ur gonna say that there is also Greg discussions!? AS IF. next you are going to say some dumb shit like we also talk about Tony G and Wigger DANE??? jajajajaj, whatever you say kid. have fun on the wrong side of history.

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okay, its incel time. okay now its royalty free sound effect time okay now its balldo time okay now its late episode time

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AI will replace alcohol in 10 years. soon we wont need to drink 12 beers before approaching the 4 sitting alone at fudruckers. we will just pop in an AI earbud and let the ghost in the machine guide us to hyperborea. dont believe me? really? you dont think that will happen? well, have fun on the wrong side of history CHUD

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what if i told you there was a place you could go, right now, today, right where you are sitting, where nothing hurt anymore? no-one laughed at you anymore? people looked up to you, respected you, wanted to be in your presence. no, im not talking about mindfulness, i dont give a FUCK about being 10% happier. im talking about tantric gooning. 6, 7 8, or even 24 hours, of constant pleasure. alone or with friends or family. are you ready? are you ready to become the man you were always meant to be? well put your headphones on and hit the play button, lets get started.

слушай, я не в этом эпизоде. Я не знаю, что тебе сказать. Я не слушал это, но уверен, что это хорошо. Если вам понравилось, подписывайтесь на наш патреон. Если вам это нравится, тогда обратите пристальное внимание на следующий эпизод. ты узнаешь это, когда услышишь.