Western Promises

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last time i uploaded an episode I told myself that this time I would actually write a description of what we discuss but man i really really really dont want to do that. it seems like so much work. but imma be 100 with you, we talk mikey, updates in the mikey miles werlld. we also talk about see this is the problem, i literally do not remember anything we talked about. i wanted to say ritual child grape and the church and jesus sucking medicine out of his apostle's penises but that is in the bonus. wtf did we talk about in this episode.

thanks for tuning into my show everyone. wow! we have such a good show for you guys. are you pumped up about wrestling?! are you fired up? this is the wrestling show for everyone. get fired up guys, wrestlemania is going on all year until the emperor sheds off his final skin. its gonna be a great year. i do this all for my family

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wait, ur telling me this episode has lengthy jehovah's witness stories? um okay, next ur gonna say that there is also Greg discussions!? AS IF. next you are going to say some dumb shit like we also talk about Tony G and Wigger DANE??? jajajajaj, whatever you say kid. have fun on the wrong side of history.

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okay, its incel time. okay now its royalty free sound effect time okay now its balldo time okay now its late episode time

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AI will replace alcohol in 10 years. soon we wont need to drink 12 beers before approaching the 4 sitting alone at fudruckers. we will just pop in an AI earbud and let the ghost in the machine guide us to hyperborea. dont believe me? really? you dont think that will happen? well, have fun on the wrong side of history CHUD

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what if i told you there was a place you could go, right now, today, right where you are sitting, where nothing hurt anymore? no-one laughed at you anymore? people looked up to you, respected you, wanted to be in your presence. no, im not talking about mindfulness, i dont give a FUCK about being 10% happier. im talking about tantric gooning. 6, 7 8, or even 24 hours, of constant pleasure. alone or with friends or family. are you ready? are you ready to become the man you were always meant to be? well put your headphones on and hit the play button, lets get started.

слушай, я не в этом эпизоде. Я не знаю, что тебе сказать. Я не слушал это, но уверен, что это хорошо. Если вам понравилось, подписывайтесь на наш патреон. Если вам это нравится, тогда обратите пристальное внимание на следующий эпизод. ты узнаешь это, когда услышишь.

no time, cant edit

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woah, college is getting wild now. a bunch of tents and trash and disorder everywhere, what is this, los angeles? just playin. i hope everyone is safe and has a chance to stand up for what they believe in. for me, its installing the hot coffee mod on disney plus. its a little tricky to do but once you have it all configured you can unlock the secret Finding Dory sex mini game. its really sick actually, you get to play as dory and you can swim into the ocean and make love to whatever you want. if someone is good at computers please reach out and help

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Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdɪɡreɪdz/),[1] known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,[2][3][4][5] are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals.[2][6] They were first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773, who called them Kleiner Wasserbär ('little water bear').[7] In 1777, the Italian biologist Lazzaro Spallanzani named them Tardigrada (/tɑːrˈdɪɡrədə/), which means "slow steppers".[8]