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did you know that lary the cable guy has a phd in molecular biology? yeah he is actually super smart and an academic and him making delta farce and the health inspector is like that one woman who makes porn as like a social experiment. i forget her name, i think she is Australian. Happy Huluween everyone, sorry it is a bit late, i was busy

yo whats up playboy? friday? hell yeah. the weekend. time to relax. hey why dont you do something crazy? how bout you pick up your phone and call your like 3rd or 4th favorite friend? just call him out of the blue and talk. just TALK. you never know with these kinds of things.

on this episode we dive into the wonderful world of PLOUFF BOOKS. PLOUFF PLOUFF PLOUFF PLOUFF PLOUFF PLOUFF PLOUFF

yeah no my godbrother told me that if you pick kirby and set the cpu to ice climbers and select hyrule castle and leave the game on for 2 months you will unlock oppenheimer. yeah its true, and he is so powerful. you do not want to make him mad. if you pick him the master hand wont even fight you, he just runs away. what is he btw? some guy playing with toys? that seems to be what the intro video is implying. so you are just fighting some guys hand? George Washington Carver didnt invent peanut butter btw, he invented doing the 900 at the xgames.

big shoutout to chinese dr yakub from the western promises discord for providing the bulk of the content for this weeks episode. listen, these guys stick needles into the meat of their testicles and stir up they balls. pulverizing the fruit of their loins to shrink them. this is real folks. MGSV is an incredible game.

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hey wanna play some socom later? i heard it is just like being in the army. my brother left me his network adapter after going to jail earlier. with the network adapter i can connect my playstation 2 console to the internet and play a variety of supported games with people all over the world. i love my playstation 2 network adapter. for christmas im asking for the playstation 2 network adapter 2. i read in game informer that you can dual wield in it

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oh boy we are so back. teratomas, fistulas, kris angel uterus freak, current events, ahmeds big day, Mohamed's Theorem, metal gear solid V, standing on business. this week all three boys are in it to win it and we can see that checkered flag. kept ya waiting huh? also i am on a work field trip and Paris is dealing with a mysterious water situation so we are both on airpods. honestly its is pretty good.

Please tell your brothers and sisters about our show.

sorry i cant hear you over $65,000 plus $25 company store credit and gym membership discounts. broke boys dont know. hey kid, ever wanted to know the history of BLACKED?

Kept ya waiting, huh?

Oh some pagers exploded

its up to everyone now. we have to find Paris. we have spared no expense, we have the top guys on the case and i have no doubt they will crack it. we believe he has absconded with the chaos emeralds and 6 dragon balls. we have no idea what he is going to do but it cant be good. also we would happily spread russian propaganda for a lil piece of that pie please

do not tap the glass, dont touch the poo, look dont touch. everything i just said? NEWSFLASH: its been said before. But do you really understand? Either way listen up, tune in, sit down, and do the work. you ever heard of tool assisted speedrunning? you know Frodo Baggins? you think you know Greg? oh and im sure famous B too? w/e, get real.

look, I know the podcast has been bad, okay? Paris is MIA, my mic broke, and Kevin is chinese. But we are fixing it. We are fixing everything. Paris's disney cruise is on its way back, i got a new mic and we are replacing Kevin with an indigenous queer AFAB Dominican undertale speedrunner. its looking up. its all going up. lets get it. lets get all of it. we can have it. we have nothing to lose but our chains. oh and if ur listening you orange fascist??? enjoy losing to a GIRL!

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