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the new blade interface system on the xbox gaming console system has revolutionized the way we live and hang out in this place. they slice through the virtual world you are in elegantly and cooly, you will love it. you will love these blades. tired of looking at a new shirt for your avatar? SLICE! browsing adult jpegs you have loaded onto your western digital passport and your whatever walks in? SLICE! gone! now you are looking at the store page for alien hominid.

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did you guys see the news? what happened over there? crazy stuff. insane. glad it is being taken care of though. and by who, even. really couldnt ask for a better team to do what it is that they are doing.

Also in my personal life that happened, and it really changed me. it changed me in specific ways that i understand and am learning to accept.

Right now it is probably my favorite game and it is tied with my favorite mini series

is the western world going to collapse? maybe, and if it did it might sound a bit like this:

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doing some boots on the ground reporting from one of the most dangerous airports in the world for this episode. we talk about the dam tunnels, we talk aobut cheese heads, we talk about getting drunk with you little nephew and convincing him to push a phillips head schrewdriver into the waiters legs while he takes our drink orders at our favorite gastropub. what is more gastro than that?

pronouns? in MY autistic first person dungeon crawler game? next youre gonna tell me they took away sobe and that beloved superstar rapper viper kidnapped a methhead and locked her in a garage with a piss soaked mattress and used diapers lying around everywhere

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We are joined on this uh, one, by lifting in the ruins to discuss being so fat that you get stuck in a bathtub like a spongebob, or you get stuck in a chair and have to call the fire department. we also talk about piss closets, dragon ball z and the hispanic obsession and so much more. ring in the new year with us and hey, as a little freaking treat why dont you subscribe to our patreon for bonus episodes every week

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what an episode and what a year. we break down this year in p*rn with a dear friend. We discuss alternative clowning and what it means for you and your family. but most of all? but most of very all? we say merry christmas. we write it on our own damn starbucks cups. we get it tattooed on our infant sons. we put on our ugly sweaters that we are totally gonna win this years contest at our office/brewery/trivia night with, we are a lock for sure bro. it has dwight from the office on it. it crushes dude. it comes in so clutch for pulling trim. trust me bro, you put this on and they drag themselves towards you like a dog with worms. merry christmas everyone.

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do you think god could decolonize his apartment so well that even he couldnt live there? something i think about often. other things i be thinking about:

On this episode the mad lads discuss Cobra’s all time disaster stream, rogue trader, and whether or not meth makes your dick not work

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i bet you do like to boycott. get a boy into your cot that is. you would like that. his hard cold body oozing all over your scratchy wool sheets. leaking all over the little race cars and cowboys. the puss from open wounds congealing into crusty puck, gluing your duvet to the exposed edge of your twin sized mattress. why is it called a twin sized mattress anyways? funny how things come to be. lethal company is a lot of fun. check out our Lil Peek of it on your youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIBFWxHl98g

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i saw someone on twitter say that her boyfriend who died kept a bottle of champagne in the fridge for when henry kissinger died. pretty crazy to think about something like that so much. you just keep it in there the whole time? to use when this guy dies that you dont know? yeah not me man, not me. the weirdest thing i keep in my fridge are undershirts. i like a cool undershirt. chalk it up to growing up in the texas heat. the lone star sun beating down on me as i hitchhike to the outlet mall - there is a big sale on under armor shoes. gonna stock up. gotta stock up. also i heard they have a new qr code i want to check out. not sure what it does. gonna get the cute shoe barista to help me. gonna ask for a size 7 and do a "oh man, yeah this is way too small, wow. heh heh, yeah that is NOT gonna work. we are going to need to go up a size, maybe even a size and a half heh heh." lets see how she responds to that. I dont think she speaks much english but I trust my charm can transcend the language barrier. Oh mi esposa mula calcárea, te trataré como a una preciosa bola de nieve. Déjame agregar alegría y eros a tu vida latina.