yo this is my song. turn that mess up. lets blow the tweeters out. turn the sub off. trebel all the way up. this is our song.

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mexican aliens, steve harvey as the joker, Las Vegas getting pwnd, splitting your dick in two to ear extra money, starfield, brother, what didnt we talk about on this episode. A no-show guest couldnt stop us. Also help me rein in Kevin, he is going a little to hard recently and im worried about mass appeal. or at the very least subscribe to our patreon so we can get him some accent training. all of his accents sound the exact same and i just think we can do a little better.

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pronouns? in my space video game? whats next? a lizzo mcdonalds meal? c'mon.

bro the west has fallen, just get in the car. we are going to crystal burger

also man what if you wanted like more of this show?

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if hercules missed when he shot out the sun do you think the arrow would have ever stopped? If atlas didnt shrug, do you think he ever would? if i was good once, was i am good as i ever was? this week we mourn the loss of our valued employee cootie. he was a real pain the the ass and he kept chewing off the erasers on all of the pencils in the supply closet but he could beat box better than anyone else in the office and the food he would bring for lunch looked so gross it made all of us feel better about our lunches. If i ever see him again I swear to god its on site. I will kill that man if it is the last thing I do. You dont hold hands with another mans wife even if it was "on accident." Thats fucked up. That is FUCKED UP>

Here's the scoop: We are NOT neglecting the podcast. The problem? Beaumont was killed in whatever bullshit hurricane baby ass rain earthquake he's complaining about, Paris got lost in a Bass Pro Shop, and Kevin sold his computer for 900 VHS tapes of Corky Romano (unopened). Good riddance, if you ask me, heh! Heh! Heh! Baldur's Gate sex% run

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what do you want from me? an epiosode with all three hosts on time filled to the brim with jokes and insight? how about no? scotty says what?

damn what if you wanted to listen to another hour of this? wow you think you could? fuck shit, wow woah. i really wonder if you could

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sorry for our tardiness

Welcome. once you understand that everything in the universe fits neatly into 64 unique categories everything will start to make more sense to you. but dont you worry about that, you dont need to worry about that. you dont need to worry about anything. we are here to handle everything. we spend so much time worrying now - will i ever find fulfilment in my job? will i ever make enough money to relax? will my girlfriend eventually lose interest after the artificial shine of a new sexual relationship wears off? will i grow apart from those i care about the most? But imagine this for a minute: it all could work out. There is no reason why that isnt a possibility. Go outside. Pick up the basketball and take a shot. see what happens. I bet you make it. Go to the grocery store without a list, i bet you get everything you need and nothing that you dont need, you'll remember that you already have seasame oil in the pantry, you dont need another bottle.

Join us as we celebrate the last 100 years by an eliminiation style bracket tournament of the best 64 things in the human known universe.

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