folks this week has been

it is interesting that beau is afraid

i find it funny how tony hawk

the thing about mixing it up when everyone

chris chan is on the loose free and thriving

zelda leaked, im playing neo geo

the sun is coming out and spring is upon us

im in love and tongue kissing you after holding a mouthful of grape soda in my mouth for 10 minutes

xoxoxo - beaumont

Fishtank.live, what is that? who is watching? is it okay? is it safe? are you safe?

Who the heck is stephen crowder? what? am you okay?

what is going on? am i?

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Mr bean reboot

Japan 2023

microplastics to autism pipeline

maniac porn

thug shaker gov leaks

wow david!

well WHAT do ya know? beaumont and paris have left this miserable planet and only the chinese savant hero genius "kevin" is left to maintain it. lets have some fun..... (im going to end my life tomorrow)

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beaumont moves to japan to compete against the world's best custers revenge speedrunners. kevin's $5 webcam is still broke but it now allows everyone to see 5 seconds into the future. paris is in jail for selling rifles at a tj maxx. and you won't believe what happens next.

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resident evil 4 remake

sxsw perhaps?

travis barker plane accident?

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help me i have sold my most average daughter into slavery to get more Vbucks for a better call saul skin

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im on high doses of fake adderall and bathtub ozempic; i kiss you softly as the n64soundfont cover of where is my mind plays on travel tv dvd player strapped to the back headrest of a 2002 ford explorer with a noisy timing belt. in this moment we are forever

turns out ive just been taking meth this whole time, who knew?

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we are joined by memes of saturn to discuss what REALLY happened in las vegas when that shooting happened, the next ince1 Sh*0ting, Long Beach California, those guys at the mall that try to sell you lotion, super mario kart, and a few other things. 

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