Western Promises

very special guest this week Gang Scrap joins us to talk empire building, scrapping for god, morality, ukraine/russia, NATO, PLATO, BIRDO, and so much more

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100 hours of zelda tears of the kingdom tips and tricks

this is the official prima strategy audio guide for mastering all of the new sex mechanics in zelda

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god is great, the doctor is good, people are cr*zy

the good doctor

zelda

breakfast

subway guy

rekindling of self righteousness

the stench of pride

the fall of Babylon

nebuchadnezzer

minne minne teekle parsins

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folks this week has been

it is interesting that beau is afraid

i find it funny how tony hawk

the thing about mixing it up when everyone

chris chan is on the loose free and thriving

zelda leaked, im playing neo geo

the sun is coming out and spring is upon us

im in love and tongue kissing you after holding a mouthful of grape soda in my mouth for 10 minutes

xoxoxo - beaumont

Fishtank.live, what is that? who is watching? is it okay? is it safe? are you safe?

Who the heck is stephen crowder? what? am you okay?

what is going on? am i?

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imagine supporting your favorite show and hanging out with us all the time in discord? wow david!

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Mr bean reboot

Japan 2023

microplastics to autism pipeline

maniac porn

thug shaker gov leaks

wow david!

well WHAT do ya know? beaumont and paris have left this miserable planet and only the chinese savant hero genius "kevin" is left to maintain it. lets have some fun..... (im going to end my life tomorrow)

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beaumont moves to japan to compete against the world's best custers revenge speedrunners. kevin's $5 webcam is still broke but it now allows everyone to see 5 seconds into the future. paris is in jail for selling rifles at a tj maxx. and you won't believe what happens next.

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resident evil 4 remake

sxsw perhaps?

travis barker plane accident?

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help me i have sold my most average daughter into slavery to get more Vbucks for a better call saul skin

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im on high doses of fake adderall and bathtub ozempic; i kiss you softly as the n64soundfont cover of where is my mind plays on travel tv dvd player strapped to the back headrest of a 2002 ford explorer with a noisy timing belt. in this moment we are forever