im supposed to be on vacation. i didnt ask for any of this. i have brain zaps and my shoulder hurts. its saturday, one day late. happy mardi gras 

folks i went to the idoctor 

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A very special episode, joined by watchyourscrew infamous gamergate icon and current polygon.com contributor. We debate the merits of walking simulators and the validity of self-id. Safe for the vaxxed and boosted

despite zero interest or support from anyone Paris' School of Femboy Magik and Homosexual Witchcraft is now open. to enroll please get on the first available public transit option in your city and hold hands with the driver. 

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andrew callaghan apology

andrew tate ideology 

squidward in the sheets

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we talk about the andrew callaghan allegations and have a secret special guest but more importantly death stranding

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🎶im a zoomer, im a groomer, im a midnight gooner🎶 - lyrics and composition by Paris.

Happy new year promises. this is going to be a good year. lets make this recession work for us 

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Happy New Year from the boys, we love you so much

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The boys from the betaverse podcast join us to wish all the freaks, the losers, the broken-hearted, the crippled, the stupid, the gay, the fat, the ugly, the stinky smelly, the grotesque, the Albanian, the christian, and the muslim a wonderful merry christmas and happy holidays. 

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