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🎶im a zoomer, im a groomer, im a midnight gooner🎶 - lyrics and composition by Paris.

Happy new year promises. this is going to be a good year. lets make this recession work for us 

DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, enroll in Paris' magic school. first and only warning.

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Happy New Year from the boys, we love you so much

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The boys from the betaverse podcast join us to wish all the freaks, the losers, the broken-hearted, the crippled, the stupid, the gay, the fat, the ugly, the stinky smelly, the grotesque, the Albanian, the christian, and the muslim a wonderful merry christmas and happy holidays. 

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we are joined by final_f0rm to talk resident evil, tank controls, the T virus, semen retention, pre rendered backgrounds, dead space, and so much more. follow final form on instagram: instagram.com/final_f0rm

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welcome to the attitude era 

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i wish i could just relive the days when i could play call of duty modern warfare 2 online over and over and over again. nothing will ever feel like that ever again.

PART 1 :)

israellectuals hangs out IRL to talk elevator autists, Australian rock n roll, and what it means to be punk 

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thank flying spaghetti monster its friday 

no guest this week, still reeling from loss of our instagram account. we have a new one, follow that please. instagram.com/westernpromises_subsistence

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