Western Promises

Western Promises

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Western Promises episodes

  • 072 First They Came for the Gooners

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    🎶im a zoomer, im a groomer, im a midnight gooner🎶 - lyrics and composition by Paris.


    Happy new year promises. this is going to be a good year. lets make this recession work for us 


    DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, enroll in Paris' magic school. first and only warning.

    1 hr 18 min
  • 070 Merry Christmas with betaverse

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    The boys from the betaverse podcast join us to wish all the freaks, the losers, the broken-hearted, the crippled, the stupid, the gay, the fat, the ugly, the stinky smelly, the grotesque, the Albanian, the christian, and the muslim a wonderful merry christmas and happy holidays. 


    listen to the betaverse here: https://open.spotify.com/show/7hJMETwpPjeC8gonyPYoXT?si=bNYzGUFIRp6bQUNUFdc01w


    1 hr 31 min
  • 069 Low T Virus w/ final_f0rm

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    we are joined by final_f0rm to talk resident evil, tank controls, the T virus, semen retention, pre rendered backgrounds, dead space, and so much more. follow final form on instagram: instagram.com/final_f0rm

    1 hr 21 min
  • 068 Caged Age Mindset (acting emo)

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    penis enlargement

    penis softening penis hardening penis socializing 

    welcome to the attitude era 

    time share increase ROI investments crypto currency blockchain la la land hand foot and mouth disease 

    baby shark baby shark baby shark baby shark baby shark we buy ugly houses 

    1 hr 13 min
  • 067 CRISPR Chan
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    episode 67. what else can we say. elon musk bedside table, nick fuentes, jimmy kimmel, ye, using CRISPR to make your baby even more chinese, folks, what else is there, Jude Doyle, Cyberpunk, what else!?? i mean, wtf, the witcher??? TIM POOL????
    1 hr 28 min
  • 066 Happy Thanksgiving

    i wish i could just relive the days when i could play call of duty modern warfare 2 online over and over and over again. nothing will ever feel like that ever again.

    1 hr 25 min
  • 065 Goy Division /w israellectuals

    PART 1 :)

    israellectuals hangs out IRL to talk elevator autists, Australian rock n roll, and what it means to be punk 


    follow israllectuals on instagram:

    instagram.com/israllectuals2

    for part 2 subscribe pls :)

    patreon.com/westernpromises

    1 hr 4 min
  • 064 Crimes of the Penis

    thank flying spaghetti monster its friday 

    no guest this week, still reeling from loss of our instagram account. we have a new one, follow that please. instagram.com/westernpromises_subsistence


    free tonychasebusiness

    free darrell 

    free drugcultgang


    support the boys and our album writing trip to the cabin in the woods and get access to all other content:

    patreon.com/westernpromises

    1 hr 15 min
  • 063 NoNutNovember w/smegmagician
    Join us for this exciting radio drama. What is going to happen with anna taylor joy and this big horse? will the jockey be involved? how much? too much?
    Smegmagician joins us to not masturbate at all while we discuss teaching your son to masturbate, tiktok, the internet, pornography, and Dance Dance Revolution.
    Article read this episode: https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html
    Follow smegmagician on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/smegmagician/
    Support Western Promises and get access to all bonus content: patreon.com/westernpromises
    1 hr 36 min

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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy…

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