Western Promises

We are joined by Max from Schizotopia to discuss self circumcision, darrell brooks, diamond and silk, bait car, to catch a predator, swatch internet time, and so much more.

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A preview of bonus episode 15 Justice4Darrell

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What we are witSHAUNnessing is a gross  miscarriage ofSHAUN justice and a corrupt legal sySHAUNstem. I dont care if this tanks tSHAUNhe show or gets us blacklSHAUNisted, we at Western PromSHAUNises stand up for what we beliSHAUNeve in and we shout truth to power. I havSHAUNe not been watching the trial anSHAUNd I am unaware of any specifics. PleSHAUNase do not contact me.

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Joined once again by our pal Academic Fraud to discuss Canadian politics, lizzo, pit bulls, return, polyamory, twitchcon, pokemon, the young turks, and most importantly redacted. 

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One last episode before Kevin's blood ritual at Jolibee is complete. The boys are joined by a tribe of south Sudanese pygmies who talk about the way of living in their small village. Small as in number of people, dont be rude.

But honestly yes this is the last one where everything will be all fucked up because now im all settled into my new cute place, kevin is done with whatever personal bullshit "health emergency" (cringe) he was dealing with and Paris, well lets just say he is 

CLASSIC EPISODE ALERT 

Kevin is dead, long live kevin

Kevin's frail chinese body has succumbed to a world of warcraft virus and now it is just Beaumont and Paris, the original WP boys. All texas all the time. 

I thought for sure Andrew and Tasha were done after he "licked her tit or whatever" but wow they really pulled through. I know i dont know them but i feel like they will truly make it on the outside. 

Hasan Piker 

no-fap

Catholicism

retvrn

Love Island 

Breaking News 

The last episode that will sound like shit now that im proper moved into my new flat. Support the boys if you can:

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Imagine a city. Now imagine that city in a 3 dimensional space. Take it and elevate it 1500 feet into the air. suspend it. rotate it 90 degrees on its y axis. separate all doors from their hinges. remove all screws from fences and uproot all trees. remove all color except for cyan. rotate it again, this time 45 degrees on its x axis. combine all the dogs into a big ball in the middle of the convention center. fall in love with a beautiful woman. mod your xbox. install armed and dangerous from a burned dvd you borrowed from your older cousin whose parents are divorced. listen to incubus and relate to most songs. This is Western Promises. 

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WELCOME TO A WORLD OF MARIO

BRACE IN FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE

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1. hi we're not dead but a host by the name of "Bow Mont" has died tragically in a car accident RIP

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This week we have on Beyond Woke and Problematic to discuss the Dugin Disaster and

more importantly we discuss Lebron James's hummer, how the left left me, tiktok workouts, email jobs, andrew tate and the manosphere and have you ever wondered what it would be like 

to do it 

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