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welcome to the goon cave. *kisses you on the cheek like tony soprano*  welcome to your new family. the end is nigh. turning point usa. CENK?!  CENK?! CEEEEEENNNKKKKK!!!!!!

welcome to silent hill. we have AI social media mental health monitoring software and payday loans for carryout pizzas. alas, i am admittedly beset by tiredness. 

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4 Indian guys and a monitor lizard walk into a bar. 

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A true David and Goliath story of a scrappy upstart podcasting company from Texas going up against a titan of industry creative agency from Paris. 

We are joined by Chloe from Western Promises, a creative solutions agency based in Paris to discuss potential litigation, terrorism, decline of western civilization and expectations, Euphoria, Cuties, and what the hole that birds use to piss shit and cum out of is called. 

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The fellas listen to and discuss the "Marking Talk" given to Beaumont's congregation when he left the Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Real heads will know we recorded an episode with Hauntology_Fan way at the beginning of Western Promises and the audio was so fucked up that we couldnt use it. Since then Paris has learned to enunciate better and we got the technical issues sorted out.

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What can we even say about this. The man, the legend, the infamous Mr. Mikey Miles. 

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First official episode with kevinsorbofan as cohost.

elden ring

lori lightfoots cute little hoofs

voyeurism 

Russia/Ukraine analysis

ELDEN RING

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