Western Promises

Western Promises

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Western Promises episodes

  • 025 Looking For Derangments with Jacques from Seeking Derangments

    Jacques from Seeking Derangements joins us to ask me to edit out most of the things he says. If you subscribe to our patreon i will text you what he actually said. Just kidding!


    Listen to Seeking Derangments

    https://open.spotify.com/show/4koQ96PfbMmqCDDO2gSkcU?si=3d0dd2197d9a4a85

    Follow them on Instagram

    www.instagram.com/seekingderangmentss

    1 hr 26 min
  • 024 The Assassination of Caitlyn Jenner by the Hero Greg Schneiderhan featuring 5 guests lmao

    They said it couldnt be done and we said: "hold my freaking beer pal" 

    5 guests. Some old favs some new friends. One guy is recording from the backseat of a Hyundai Accent. one thing for sure though is that this is 1 hour and 20 something minutes of non-stop Fella Excellence™

    Also go rate the show in iTunes (ლ´ڡ` )ლ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/western-promises/id1577251904

    Guest List

    KEVINSORBOFAN

    ISRAELLECTUALS2

    VARIOUSHSB

    FANGED_NOUMEMEA

    FLAKOGORDOO

    1 hr 29 min
  • 023 It Is Okay To Be Strong with Neatzsche

    We are joined in the GoonCave by fellow mollywopper Neatzsche this week. A real big chonker of a heckin valid tr*gger war*ing for anyone struggling with sobriety because we asking Chris to just talk about how fun heroin is for the better part of 2 hours.


    You can follow Chris here:

    https://www.instagram.com/neatzsche

    And buy his shirts here:

    shop.neatzsche.com

    1 hr 58 min
  • 022 Condé Nast's Space Ghetto w/ Nick Vyssotsky

    The boys are joined by artist Nick Vyssotsky and we talk exclusively about Cameron Diaz rubbing her vagina on the windshield of a car in The Counselor. Also good morning to all of our friends and loved ones. 

    Follow Nick Vyssotsky here: https://www.instagram.com/nick_vyssotsky

    and watch Mother Based here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW4oiGHP2BaAZoKQgP2xsAA

    1 hr 33 min
  • 021 Western Promises Love Line #2

    He y look at this, another love line. you have completely rworded questions and we have and answers to match, baby. Are you a poly person stuck in a monogamous person's life? or did you just never learn that you shouldnt act on literally every single impulse you have? Thats just one example of something like 19 questions. amazing 

    1 hr 18 min
  • 020 RIP Watto, You Would Have Loved Kratom with drugcultgang

    joined by the notorious drugcultgang to discuss analsex.gov, chris chan cum shooters, hauntological bed wetting, and some pretty crafty ideas on how to get some big guests on your up and coming podcast. 


    Follow drugcultgang: https://www.instagram.com/drugcultgang/

    And listen to his podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drugcultgang/id1531799018

    1 hr 7 min
  • 019 Jenkem Jeans

    little two seater Honda del Sol episode. No seat belts with 2 points on our license and we are cruisin for a transfusion. 

    1 hr 38 min
  • 018 We Need To Talk About Mikey

    We are joined by WP alum and Mikey scholar welcome_to_my_website and hunderbiden, an admittedly green Mikeyhead who will truly wow you with her Mikey knowledge, impersonations, and compassion for our troubled muse. 


    Follow them on instagram:

    weclome_to_my_website: https://www.instagram.com/welcome_to_my_website/

    hunderbiden: https://www.instagram.com/hunderbiden/

    1 hr 33 min
  • 016 de_flintmichigan2 with Academic Fraud

    big boy ep today with Academic Fraud. its almost 3 hours of intellectual discourse. Intro made by Academic Fraud ✍( ͡▧ ͜ʖ ͡▧)

    In this episode alone we solve:

    • Flint Michigan
    • Gabby Pepito
    • Israel/Palestine(the easiest one)
    • David Foster Wallace and Gromit 
    • getting pussy/not getting pussy
    • trad cath(eter)
    • religion in the 2wenty 5ist 7entury 
    • As always follow the boy:  

      https://www.instagram.com/academicfraud/?hl=en

      https://www.instagram.com/fraud.cool/

      And buy his books: 

      http://fraud.cool/


      2 hr 41 min

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