Western Promises

Hi folks, Beaumont here, pronouns oy/vey, and i want to welcome you to a super sweet one with our boy Israellectuals2.

Love on the spectrum, the ten commandments, ben-hur (more like been-her, right fellas?), rainbow six mandalay bay, djinn and tonic, reddit moment! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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Sorry late. This week Beaumont lost Gabby Pepito and Paris lost his gigabit internet connection so it has been rough to say the very least. Jeepers Creepers, Turkish Hell, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Doom the movie, uh, Steve Harvey, asian masculinity, girls gone wild Chris Jesus Chan 

Beaumont and Paris meet on a Sunday afternoon. Guns. Blood in Sperm. A Devious Lick. The Kidnapping. A Wrongful Arrest. A show of strength. 2 Dead from Tuberculosis. Comanche ambush. Mexican heroes. 

Tell your friends about our lil show please  (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

wow what a fun one. we are joined by the hyphenated hombres rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website to do a deep dive on instagram's favorite r-words. Mikey Miles, tonychasebusiness, Lucas Werner and some others. We also discuss crushing porn, middle eastern tensions, the big apple and the failure of art to every truly capture the absurdity and beauty of reality (with the exception of Western Promises which as you are aware does that effortlessly). 

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we recorded an episode with the boy chethanxfinsta but his audio was too bad to use. Sorry! So this is just an ep with your two favorite outlaws, Beaumont and Paris. We talk about Bait Car, black hammer, Walk The Line, Rachel Dolezal's feet, i cut out some stuff about the anitchrist, we look at a bunch of celeb dick pictures. Shout out to www.leakedmeat.com for some of the most fun ive had in a while. Oh and if you want to send us questions or whatever, you can at [email protected]

Chet dude, lets record a redo ep. Write back soon. 

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i know, i know, my audio is kinda gross nasty in this one. got those phreak phonetics that goofy gab the silly sound but its fine. We are joined by yawnpoint to talk about Sandy Hook, RGB in hell, SquareEat, and Jehovah's Witnesses in tight homosexual pants. Had a lot of fun with this one. Also yawnpoint made the into for this weeks episode. All past and future guests are on notice 😤

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This week the big money rustlers Beaumont and Paris are joined by the enigmatic wonder, the carnivorous C*nadian, DC, the host of the notorious 8pl8s podcast. This one was a lot of fun. 

Listen to his show and give him money here: gumroad.com/8pl8s or here https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-8pl8s-podcast/id1545460108 but definitely not here: https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/annoying-trait/

DISCLAIMER: All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this episode are fictitious. No identification with actual persons living or deceased, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. 

First guest episode with Lilly aka uglies.against.fascism on instagram. We dive headfirst into gender fluid to get to the bottom of this hot button issue. We also spend a pretty good bit of time talking about the guy with the gauged penis. 

Look, Mikey Miles got arrested. Chris Chan got arrested. DaBaby was offered up as a sacrificial lamb to douse the flames in heart of Baal. Its been a big week for the Western Promises universe. 

Shout out to any former Jehovah's Witnesses listening. 

Beaumont and Paris discuss Buried Penis syndrome, Mask-ulinity, TeddyBoy Greg. Also mikey miles and chris chan got arrested wow. we dont discuss that on this episode because we recorded it before that happened but wow. maybe next time.