Join us in a celebration and appreciation of the feminine with Alex Beinstock. This is part one of the episode. for part two you'll need to mosey on down to patreon.com/westernpromises

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discountfiooring hangs out and and attempts to beat the tadpole torture allegations 

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*Unlocked Premium Episode* 

Wow the second ever premium episode of Western Promises with our good pal martyrgirlfriend.

Big God episode and big Jehovah's Witness episode. Thanks for subscribing, we are going to have such fun together.

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Happy new year. arent we all so glad to be dumping that heckin garbage fire that was 2021?!?! what a real douche-canoe of a year am i right? 

Western Promises invites you to celebrate the first Monday of 2022 with Beaumont and Paris and our pal David. Who is this "David?" Well you will just have to listen to find out. 

We love you. 

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What is there to say here? We had a nice conversation with Poo_Devourer. Poo is someone with (practices?) Coprophagia which www.PetMD.com describes as the act of consuming feces. 

We also talk about Louis Thereoux a bit. 

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Folks this PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES week we had on our pal Ryan Maleady. We disPATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISEScuss hacktivism, looney toons, PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES NASCAR, donotresearch, and his new book called: PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES Flounder. 

But folx, sign up for our Patreon. I wont link it here because self promotion makes me feel a little gross but you can find it im sure. Lots of fun and interesting things in the chamber coming down the pipe so to speak. 

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Read an excerpt from his book here:

https://donotresearch.net/posts/hacktivism-20

Jacques from Seeking Derangements joins us to ask me to edit out most of the things he says. If you subscribe to our patreon i will text you what he actually said. Just kidding!

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They said it couldnt be done and we said: "hold my freaking beer pal" 

5 guests. Some old favs some new friends. One guy is recording from the backseat of a Hyundai Accent. one thing for sure though is that this is 1 hour and 20 something minutes of non-stop Fella Excellence™

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Guest List

KEVINSORBOFAN

ISRAELLECTUALS2

VARIOUSHSB

FANGED_NOUMEMEA

FLAKOGORDOO

We are joined in the GoonCave by fellow mollywopper Neatzsche this week. A real big chonker of a heckin valid tr*gger war*ing for anyone struggling with sobriety because we asking Chris to just talk about how fun heroin is for the better part of 2 hours.

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The boys are joined by artist Nick Vyssotsky and we talk exclusively about Cameron Diaz rubbing her vagina on the windshield of a car in The Counselor. Also good morning to all of our friends and loved ones. 

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and watch Mother Based here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW4oiGHP2BaAZoKQgP2xsAA