Western Promises

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computer, open lotus notes. computer, start new note. new line. dear computer, this week on my radio we talk about dropping it into third gear going 60 on the beltway and chirping the dang tires. end note.

computer, open secret diary file. new entry. dear computer, i am in love with the iranian woman who picks through the trash in front of the del taco. she carries herself with such dignity in spite of her disgusting body and pathetic life. oh diary, i want to ask her to the prom but will she say yes??? ugh, its so hard to be 33. I hope that this summer i get abs and huge tits.

computer, log off.

it gets better near the end of the episode i think

better late than clever

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look here is the episode. no intro, joined by LITR. we talk two headed girl marriage, india pakistan relations, spermworld, israel palestine, red dead redemption 2

listen to lifting in the ruins:https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=f32ee117d9d54eff

the impending eclipse fucked us up. got us all turned up and mixed around and goofed

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we discuss the neurodivergent clown posse, kingcobrajfs and his GF, new inventions, subway performances, personal attacks, soup temperatures, straight culture, gay culture, clown culture, and what we can learn, regardless of what side of the aisle youre on, from the epic tale of Moses's bravery and faith.

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podcas late cuz my uh, my freaking family like got hit with like a rocket? yeah they got hit with a rocket and i was so sad about that happening to me that it gave me a uh, a fever

so lemme get one of them extensions on the assignment

my counselor told me that you have to give me extra time on podcasts

so you can count it as late if you want but you will absolutely go to jail because of this. my cousin married a chick whose pops is a lawyer

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listen to lifting in the ruins: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=3415c6f7ae9c41c1

we are joined by LITR to discuss gamergate 2.0, something important and worth it, trust me. we also play balatro, hold hands, and remember say his name aaron bushnell. also shaun king going muslim lmao.

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IN THIS EPISODE WE TALK ABOUT:

Aella's birthday g@ngB@ng with an exclusive interview with the virgin that attended

Chris Brown's penish

Dune i think?

our fans *hands making heart emoji*

our enemies *lil purple devil guy emoji*

halo 2 and da masta chief

and so much more probably

this week? oh youre talking about this week? well this week we kick it ooooold schooool style. just beaumont, just paris, just big big laughs.

hell divers 2, balatro, transracialism, autism, botulism, populism?

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Beaumont and Kevin are on their honeymoon and they didn't want to take their microphones