the impending eclipse fucked us up. got us all turned up and mixed around and goofed

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we discuss the neurodivergent clown posse, kingcobrajfs and his GF, new inventions, subway performances, personal attacks, soup temperatures, straight culture, gay culture, clown culture, and what we can learn, regardless of what side of the aisle youre on, from the epic tale of Moses's bravery and faith.

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podcas late cuz my uh, my freaking family like got hit with like a rocket? yeah they got hit with a rocket and i was so sad about that happening to me that it gave me a uh, a fever

so lemme get one of them extensions on the assignment

my counselor told me that you have to give me extra time on podcasts

so you can count it as late if you want but you will absolutely go to jail because of this. my cousin married a chick whose pops is a lawyer

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we are joined by LITR to discuss gamergate 2.0, something important and worth it, trust me. we also play balatro, hold hands, and remember say his name aaron bushnell. also shaun king going muslim lmao.

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IN THIS EPISODE WE TALK ABOUT:

Aella's birthday g@ngB@ng with an exclusive interview with the virgin that attended

Chris Brown's penish

Dune i think?

our fans *hands making heart emoji*

our enemies *lil purple devil guy emoji*

halo 2 and da masta chief

and so much more probably

this week? oh youre talking about this week? well this week we kick it ooooold schooool style. just beaumont, just paris, just big big laughs.

hell divers 2, balatro, transracialism, autism, botulism, populism?

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Beaumont and Kevin are on their honeymoon and they didn't want to take their microphones

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Gothic badass dark wizards, tactical soap, smoking hot babes and open mouth kisses, peanut butter cobras, and epic troll slaying. This week we dive into the exciting new romance in former guest and friend of the show King Cobra JFS. We also dig into a bit more of Vaush's dark delights and sinister interests. You are not going to want to have your ear drums blown out by a concussion grenade this week. I promise.

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ummm i paused my little sister for sale for this? let me get this straight: eat, game, repeat? Hold on, youre telling me mia khalifa has collected ALL of the dragon balls!?

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In this episode we are joined by Guy to discuss the real history behind the hit movie 300, the super dark effed up world of palworld, we learn what an earthrocker is, how beer is brewed ethically by sluts, the FAA hiring scandal, and what piercings you need to remove before you have a baby.

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