Seeking Derangements

Ben here. Today, Hesse and I begin the show by discussing a traumatic incident that left me screaming on a stepladder, picking a winner in a certain Dominican vs. Hasid showdown, and placing some bets on when Jacques will show up to work, diva.

Once he hops on, we turn our attention to today’s main event: Candace Owens’s ALLEGED muff-munching lesbianism. We examine all of her former dating profiles, guess her bra size, and begin to question the qualifications of the man who started all of this…which leads us to reading his very bad poetry.

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Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Jacques theory about the "goth girl renaissance," boomers use of AI, and plan our performance art careers.

P.S. I have seen all of your DM's about the mask lesbian bar, we're recording today and will be discussing it for SEEKING SUNDAY

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Ben here. Today, Boston’s most fabulous real estate agent, Benjamin Smith, joins Jacques and me for the face-off of the century. It’s Smith v. Gonsoulin, and it’s all about who has the craziest stories.

Prompts include: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on a bus? How many restaurants have you been banned from? How many fights have you gotten into at a Caribbean music festival?

Answers include: 34 shots, punching a mummy, projectile vomiting in a vestibule, and screaming about quesadillas.

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Ben here, today Marley joins us to discuss being raised jewish and Hindu, nominative determinism and judging women.

See Marley next Tuesday at Union Hall

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I craft some allegations about everyone's favorite new band and then take a quiz all about binaries...not just the gender one y'all. Is Jacques more conventional or arcane? Is Hesse more wild or tame? Is it "obedient" to never murder? Can you be "angelic" and have scary demon eyes?

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our right wing turn, Jacques makes a plan to confront Elon in Lafayette, Hesse gives us some updates from the gay techies San Francisco, and I attack people who love gas stations.

Greta joins Jacques and Hesse. They discuss childhood obsessions, tried to take a quiz and failed, and debated what the coolest favorite rapper to have is.

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Ben here. Today we talk about a talent show Jacques went to, if spinning chairs on the ground counts as a talent, what celebrities we'd impersonate for only fans cash, and Norbit

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Ben here. Today Jamie (AKA Mother of the Pod) joins Jacques and I to discuss Andrew Tate getting arrested, Bryan Johnson dying, and getting abused in school. Plus we take YOUR calls and answer your burning questions about BPD Transbian love triangles, sexy gambling addicts who've been SHOT and maybe have a thing for their own mother, and boyfriends who won't stop SMELLING YOU.

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the viral poop lettuce, getting Uptown Legionnaires, and the wildfire smoke blanketing NYC. Then we try our best to come up with more questions like Would You Rather Be A Gay or a Gamer?