Pendejo Time

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JAKE SHOWS

Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below.

Omaha, Nebraska 11/20

Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21

Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22

THOMAS SHOW

See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer

PENDEJO TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28

Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA

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go see Thomas in New York 

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see Jake and Thomas in nola

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go see Thomas in New York 

https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026

see Jake and Thomas in nola

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Good Rubbings my Liege,

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See Jake Live in Austin at Velvfest this Friday

See Thomas Live in New York 10/30

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left behind a wife and children

kirkin' 9 to 5

one day before they blew the buildings

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On the night of July 7th did you or did you not go to the store to buy peanuts cashews almonds walnuts or the sort

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keep the city strong keep the wheat coming for the king keep me living long witch in the woods tell the priest something really wrong now we in the woods with a beast and hes grey and long. keep my city strong

see Jake in Austin

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Welcome to the Lick Zone

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COme to Orlando NEXT FRIDAY PLEAAAAASE

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