Don't actually click on any of this crap I'm just copying and pasting it from the Diamond and Silk Show episode descriptions on Lindell TV. And also that's the way it looks on the site. I didn't format it weird. They made it look that weird. Well, I guess just Silk did. Because our beautiful "Diamond"'s heart has just given out! Ah!

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Well I did put it in italics because I was paranoid about someone taking it seriously. Anyway on today's show we're being asked to finance some rich guy's pet project for no apparent reason, begging an aspiring musician to not use AI, and handing over our most personal date to an unaccountable private database. Oh wait, is this REAL LIFE!!!? Or is it the show! Or is it just fantasy. Freddie Mercury! Nah it's just the show. But I wouldn't mind some Fat Bottomed Girls! Oh yeah! Take me home tonight!!

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Welcome, my grazy friends, to Pleasure Land! Well, unless someone else has already said the phrase “Welcome to…” before saying the name of some place, in which case I obviously heard that first and ripped them off. But until the call out thread we will simply move forward! On today’s show we have some socks that stay together in the year 2026, some lady who thinks she invented ranch dressing, and, of course, fast popsicles (fastsicles). But what else does today hold? Only my grazy mind knows. Enter, the content fog(TM), at your own peril!

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My food is on the ground, my food is on the ground! If you listen closely, I’m making a sound! Tom Green voice. No but for real, what are we gonna do about all this food on the ground? There’s a piece of chicken in the dirt! There’s pizza in the mulch! There’s jalapeno poppers on the floor! (I call the ground the floor). But most of all, there’s 5 other Kickstarters that are not signs you can put up to harass delivery drivers, so maybe one of those is the one you like, I don’t know. Are you supposed to like them? I honestly forget. No, right?  

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Hey everyone I’m the magic frog. You can call me whatever you want for now, because as soon as you turn away, all memory of me will be wiped clean from your simple human mind! Now, to the task at hand – you have a single wish (eh…inflation) that I will grant. Just say the word, and it will be yours! What do you desire? Riches, fame, having a really good phone number that just kind of “flows”? Whatever your heart can conjure, simply say the words, and it will be yours! You want me to get your shoes for you. Ok. It’s gonna take a few seconds. Alright. Here ya go. It’s raining today fyi. Whatever. 

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Start your adventure! As a Banana Buddy, you get your very own game key and an exclusive wallpaper to show you’re part of the jungle crew. Swing into action and join the Gigawix world! Plus, an ice maker for those always on the go. It’s a new YKS. Can you flippin believe that? After the weekend we had? Criminy.

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Well it’s 4/20 and of course that means we prepared something extra special for all our most herbaceous listeners! All we had to do was remember the date this episode was coming out, and plan something well in advance that hit the perfect note between disaffectedly sarcastic and downright outrageous. Then throw in 6 of our good old fashioned Kickstarters and you’ve got yourself the ideal episode of YKS. Now, where are my munchies!!!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Get a load of this one, bub! It’s an episode of the show we have all grown quite fond of over the years…with some guys on there, and some fun with a website, and hey who knows, maybe even a couple of laughs as well. If we’re lucky! And oh boy, I think we are! On today’s show we’ve got some good stuff for the army guys, which is awesome, and some bible stuff – love that. But it wouldn’t be today’s episode without some kinda weird cartoon thing…you already know! Those crazy cartoons…what will they get up to this time? Only the YKS boys know for sure! In fact, some might say they’re a couple of cartoons their own selves! But that’s a story for another time. 

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Listen to the show, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell! Or perhaps we already are! On today’s episode of YKS, recorded BEFORE Easter – so we won’t be talking very much about Easter or describing our Easter festivities this year in any terms other than pure guesses and maybe some hopeful wishes about the holiday to come – the eggless docket serves us up some rather “hoppy” tales of entrepreneurship and creativity. Take, for instance, the butt razor that has 2 razors on it so you can stick it up your butt. And, of course, all the rest. Have an “egg”tastic day, everybunny. - YKS Management 

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I wish I had come up with “Smart Beer”. That’s such a funny idea. But some business dick beat me to it. I wonder if I’m losing my fastball. Oh, no, I guess I’m not, because my copy of All The Pain That Money Can Buy is right here on my CD shelf! I’d like to see some Wharton stiff come up with that. But they could never. They probably don’t even know that Fastball frontman Tony Scalzo came up with the idea for the song after reading articles that described the June 1997 disappearance of an elderly married couple, Lela and Raymond Howard from Salado, Texas,[6] who left home to attend the Pioneer Day festival at nearby Temple, Texas, despite Lela's Alzheimer's disease and Raymond recently recovering from brain surgery. But I’m smart so I did. 

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Now I’m just a simple country iced tea drinker, but it seems to me that if you want to drink iced tea, there are some crucial components to such a refreshing beverage. Oh actually nevermind that I’d rather talk about the soul food place I went to this week where a real bumpkin looking customer was asked “Are you a tea drinker?” and he got a free sample of the sweet tea. After hemming and hawing over the availability of sweet ‘n’ low, he relented and the two men began talking about going to the chiropractor to fix their backs. The customer said he went once a week! He was wearing compression socks! That’s a no bueno situation, indeed. But enjoy the tea, my friend. It was made in a volcano. 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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