Your Kickstarter Sucks

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August 10 Episode 471: I Don't Want To Teach MyBobo Anymore with Kendra Wells
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MyBobo…very annoying. Not that nice of a guy. I don’t think…I don’t think he’ll be coming around very much anymore, do you? Things have been arranged. To our mutual satisfaction. Thanks to our very wonderful and interesting and quite capable friend “Board”! Isn’t he great, folks? Okay. Thank you. I think so.
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Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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2 hr 1 min
August 03 Episode 470: Welcome To The Future Of The Baseball Hat with Chef Kevin Bartelt
Deep in the Realm of the Fruglins…our intrepid hosts form a new idea. Regular YKS, but with guests! And with that, AuGuest is born. I guess that happened last year, but we’re doing it again. And this time…it’s personal. (?)
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Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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2 hr 15 min
July 27 Episode 469: Pureed Pumpkin Is Quite Mild And Flavorless On Its Own
I almost forgot to post this one. But that probably doesn’t reflect on the quality of the episode, right? I just forgot what day it was. But that probably doesn’t reflect on me as a person or the type of life I live, right? It’s just normal stuff. Could happen to anyone. It probably has happened to Scott Aukerman like 9 million times. Yep he probably forgot to post Comedy Bang Bang 9 million times. That explains why he’s in magazines and I’m sitting in my computer chair nudely.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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2 hr 4 min
July 20 Episode 468: The Crowdfunding Junkies
They should make more Star Wars movies. And by “they”, I guess I mean “whoever the fuck feels like it”. Hey it can’t be any worse than Rise of Skywalker, can it? Well, I thought that movie was decent. So it probably can be worse than that. Scary Movie was worse than it. So it stands to reason that other things could be as well. I’m guessing that being one of those guys who shows up to the ER saying he slipped and fell on a barbie doll in the shower and it went all the way up his ass and he can’t get it out is worse than Episode 9, also, from what I have read in various journals and documents. Speaking of which, I have to go work on some documents right now! Ah, I’d love to talk more about this or anything else but I simply don’t have the time. Documents await!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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1 hr 39 min
July 13 Episode 467: The Diaper Community
Look, I’m tired as hell for this one. Let’s just agree that we talked about pee and poop the normal amount, we weren’t too mean, it was just boring enough to go to sleep to but not so dull that you wanna unsubscribe from the show, and we obviously don’t have depression. Plus, something funny happened, and Dan/A Listener/person experiencing mania made a surprisingly salient point. And nobody important died. Yep it’s just another episode of YKS.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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2 hr 5 min
July 06 Episode 466: They Call Him Tater Salad
All I want to talk about is the shit wizards…but I know that I can’t! Obviously they would use a big turd as a wand – but, again, I can’t talk about that right now. I need to, instead, focus on the important things, such as a podcast about Apple products. So that would probably be about the iPad or whatever, and who came up with the buttons on it and so forth. That’s one episode of it. Another one might be the iPhone, I guess. The shit wizard would be wrapped in toilet paper, which is really not relevant to things like boots that can heat up themselves or an AI guitar. And there is frankly no time at all to discuss whether or not they would be named things like Gandalf the White Dog Poop. We just simply have too much to doo doo! Oh…it seems I’ve come under his spell!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
Listen up!! To the same show you’re listening to now, but different! Over on YKS Premium, you’re gonna get a bonus episode every week, ad-free episodes and more! Last week we tried to find the best show in the world (did we succeed??) and this week we’re doing a brand new segment that Mike liked so much he asked to do again! It’s called Kick JF in the Head! Just kidding. It’s reading goofy as hell celebrity endorsements. And it’s funny. Check it out.
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1 hr 49 min
June 29 Episode 465: Welcome to Congleton Town
I hate my headphones. There’s no pictures on them!! Or it can’t take pictures, or something! The point is, I really hate my headphones. And I think the only way to solve this problem is to not buy headphones from one of the, like, 3 or maybe 5 headphones companies in the entire world, but just some guy. That will improve my life! And speaking of improving my life, does anyone have a solution for not having the right number of letters available on their license plate? They DO?!? Oh WOW! That’s great news!!! News we sorely needed in these times.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
YKS Premium - Listen to it instead of doing drugs! Or as a complement to them!
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2 hr 2 min
June 22 Episode 464: Take the Gut Quiz
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “Take the gut quiz!”. What could this mean?
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
Catch our review of the runaway smash hit “The Breadwinner”, only on YKS Premium!
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1 hr 56 min
June 15 Episode 463: Cooking Is Not Just A Food
What is this episode even about? Well, what do YOU want it to be about? With just a few taps. You can personalize your YKS episode to be about your favorite topic, customized for the day of the week, or even make a super duper special one for your birthday! That’s right, an episode of YKS all about your special day. Mike opens up the episode (how unusual!) by singing “Happy Birthday”, using the traditional melody, when all of a sudden Producer Dan jumps in with his super cool traphop remix. And when Howell makes a special appearance, you know this karaoke birthday party is just getting started! Then it’s time for presents, cake, and group photos to make sure this memory lasts a lifetime. Then JF walks in to clean up and everyone takes turns spitting on him and kicking. It gets pretty violent. That’s a lot of blood.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
Playstation 2 up in the ride…but who cares! Even Ludacris would have to admit that the value you get from a YKS Premium subscription far surpasses the value of a paltry 6.2 GFLOPS PS2. But I guess if you can get one for $7 or $10, go ahead and try it for a month. And when you beat Crash Bandicoot, come on back to YKS Premium and enjoy bonus episodes of YKS every single Friday!
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1 hr 50 min
June 08 Episode 462: Chasing the Perfect Hot Dog
Ah man. The raccoons got into the freaking crack again. And, yep, it’s making them do some really weird stuff, as you might expect. First of all, they’re raccoons. And to my understanding, them being wild animals, if there were enough of them stone cold sober, we might be in trouble. I don’t know how well raccoons coordinate but you gotta imagine they have teeth. Oh, and not to mention they have opposable thumbs, right? So they can handle weapons or draw strategic diagrams. They might even be able to disarm us, if we don’t use proper form. But now you’re telling me they’re on crack as well – which is still a drug, mind you – a drug which can have certain effects on those who consume it. Being that it’s the raccoons what consumed it, it stands to reason that the critters have become even less predictable than they already were. Not for nothing, but I was having a hard time predicting what they were gonna do anyway. Now with the crack, it’s anybody’s guess. I wish we hadn’t found ourselves in this situation, but it is what it is. Maybe if we had had the crack on our side, or maybe if we were the raccoons, things would’ve turned out different. All I can hope for now is that my grandmother gets a robot to talk to her until she dies, and Teslas get a heads-up display. And maybe…just maybe, if we pray hard enough, some 40 year old guy will go watch a baseball game. God willing.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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1 hr 57 min

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Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's…