Episode One

Episode One episodes:

• 04.29.2024

  The Gods of Podcasting 27 - Extraordinary Alien (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]

  Raina talks about the time she powerplayed Barbra Streisand and reveals whether or not she has intentions to commit espionage or sabotage in the United States. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103291869

  
• 04.25.2024

  331 - Dickheads

  Dickheads Daniel “Dave” Lewis (Branson), Travis Seltzer (Andrew), and Bobby Halo (Charles) discuss their business ideas and their favorite bars as they pregame for Jobbie Nooner. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 04.18.2024

  330 - Bourbon Bastards

  Tortured poets and whiskey aficionados Silk Brothers aka NightTongue5832985393 (Branson), Mask O’Hare aka UnderBlackWaves (Andrew), Clift Miasma aka RyeOfTheBeholder (Charles), and Vic Chambray aka TheSwelteringSilence (Rylan) weave poetic thoughts awash in women, whiskey, and this fucked world of bullshit. E1...

  
• 04.11.2024

  329 - Dr. Fingerling’s Love Planet

  Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 04.08.2024

  E2 #60 - The Drafts Folder 2 [Patreon Preview]

  Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, three needles in a haystack, and many more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101962357

  
• 04.04.2024

  328 - Gilroy Monsanto at the Iowa State Fair [Patreon Preview]

  Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101712512

  
• 04.01.2024

  Pop That Corn 21 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (ft. Felix Biederman, Alex Nichols, and Ben) [Preview]

  Andrew, Felix, Alex, and Ben discuss the 2018 Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101511528

  
• 03.28.2024

  327 - The Ballad of Brewer Grouse

  Singer-songwriter Brewer Grouse finds himself at the center of the early '60s folk boom in Manhattan and sets out to make his message heard—whether people like it or not. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Dave Weigel, Lisa Vitale, Nate Ruess,...

  
• 03.25.2024

  E2 #59 - The Dopeness Goes To The Zoo [Patreon Preview]

  Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden2Milli (Branson), Paper Chaser (Charles), and FaZe Polanski (Felix) have an adventure at the zoo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101045241

  
• 03.21.2024

  326 - Angels

  Angels Valentini (Branson), Dooriel (Andrew), and Rabbi Judas the Angel (Charles) discuss their jobs and daily routines in Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 03.14.2024

  325 - Sex Doll Mechanics

  Mechanics Sleeve (Branson) and Harley Knewer (Charles) help customers (Andrew, Tom) repair and maintain their sex dolls. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 03.11.2024

  E0 #37 - Walt Tremblay Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]

  Walt Tremblay (Branson) answers questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100181864

  
• 03.07.2024

  324 - Speedrunners of the Universe: Reality Done Quick [Patreon Preview]

  CemeteryScone (Andrew), FunPlayer1 (Branson), MysteriousHumanoid1998 (Charles), and ThatMysticBlerd (@_KOL2) provide commentary on real-life speedruns, including a 100% Map Run of Cook County, IL that pits The Cake Is A Liger vs. SchrödingersTaco, and an attempt to top Dr. Yinz's universe...

  
• 02.29.2024

  323 - Risco Caribbean Presents The Elvis of the Sea

  YouTuber Rando Slice (Andrew), prison guard Nate Tussle (Branson), and Brody Bliscoe The World Ice Cream Champ (Charles) discuss their wonderful journey aboard the Elvis of the Sea cruise ship. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 02.26.2024

  E2 #58 - Jedi’s: The Dantooine 500 [Patreon Preview]

  Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) gather to watch the Dantooine 500 podrace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99254757

  
• 02.22.2024

  322 - Secret’s Service: Speaking Secrets

  A discussion of the prestige TV show Secret’s Service featuring three super fans: Carl Yummy (Branson), Walton Sears (Andrew), and Filbert Fletcher (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 02.19.2024

  E2 #57 - The Therapeutic Advice of the BRAN 5000 [Patreon Preview]

  The BRAN 5000 (Branson) and Dr. Cloak Barrows (Andrew) try to help Randy Momo (Charles) overcome his state of extended adolescence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98780247

  
• 02.17.2024

  1001 Funny Jokes (Part 16) [Patreon Preview]

  "1001 Funny Jokes" Call of Cthulhu campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/268039

  
• 02.15.2024

  321 - The SickCast

  Branson and Andrew discuss being sick. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 02.12.2024

  E2 #56 - The 3rd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]

  This year we draft college frat houses. With Branson, Andrew, Charles, Tom, Joel, and Nick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98349005

  
• 02.08.2024

  320 - The Philosophy Roundtable at the Lyceum [Patreon Preview]

  Greek philosophers Anaenis (Branson), Philosophes (Andrew), and Platonicus (Charles) debate the thorniest philosophical questions of the time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98101063

  
• 02.01.2024

  319 - Oscar Me, Oooohed by Oscars

  Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), and Reese Soulstone (Charles) share their predictions for Oscar season. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 01.25.2024

  318 - The King's Flute

  Mercenaries Smokemore (Branson), Quickseed (Andrew), and Molvux (Charles) undertake a quest to deliver The King's Flute to King Vahgo. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 01.22.2024

  E2 #55 - The SadCast [Patreon Preview]

  Jérome Durepois (Andrew) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (Branson) discuss their sadness. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-55-sadcast-96984930

  
• 01.18.2024

  317 - Smoked: The Rise and Fall of Stamp Grosby

  Stamp Grosby was the first player/coach/owner/GM in basketball. How did this former powder magnate end up being the shortest-term owner in NBA history? Slut Phillips (Branson), Kevin Hatleaf (Andrew), and Slim Dragoon (Joel) explain. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 01.15.2024

  The Gods of Podcasting 24 - Are Taxes Constitutional? [Patreon Preview]

  Branson, Andrew, and Charles dish about taxes, invent a nephew for Uncle Sam, and encourage all listeners to put down their bombs and embrace peace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96550496

  
• 01.11.2024

  316 - The 4th Annual E1 vs PAL Timeshare Dispute

  E1 and Podcast About List go on vacation at their timeshare in Nashua, NH but arrive to a discomforting surprise… E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 01.04.2024

  315 - The Wetted Whistle [Patreon Preview]

  Bartenders Muck Leghorn (Alex Branson) and Clint Kentucky Royale (Nick Branson @Destroyomax9000) serve customers at The Crevice. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/95866521

  
• 12.28.2023

  314 - The FlexCast

  Smith Michael Jenson (Andrew), Michael Jenson Smith (Branson), and Jenson Smith Michael (Charles) flex about their incredible lives and lifestyles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 12.22.2023

  313 - Charles Austin’s Reluctant Christmas Special

  Charles takes it upon himself to record a Christmas special this year, despite his tepid interest in the holiday. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 12.14.2023

  312 - Down Ichor Creek

  Charon (Branson) guides his passengers Spider Lindell (Andrew) and Jawja Nawlins (Charles) down Ichor Creek in Silver Spoons, GA to complete missions for their elite clients. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 12.07.2023

  311 - The Divorce [Patreon Preview]

  Wade Tacoma (Andrew) discusses his divorce proceedings with his brother Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his lawyer Ken Koala (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94259866

  
• 12.04.2023

  E2 #54 - Fan Fiction & Fan Truth [Patreon Preview]

  Fan fiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (Branson), DarkEmergencyX (Andrew), DarkNarutoX (Charles), and Tom D. Anime (Tom) share their latest stories. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94081195

  
• 11.30.2023

  310 - Hitchhikers

  Long-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 11.24.2023

  309 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America

  Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 11.20.2023

  E2 #53 - Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]

  Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93239891

  
• 11.16.2023

  308 - Faith, Family, Freedom: The Bryden Brantley Interview on 94.3 COWZ FM

  Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single. "The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify:...

  
• 11.13.2023

  E2 #52 - Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys [Patreon Preview]

  Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92826024

  
• 11.09.2023

  307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien

  Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 11.06.2023

  E2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]

  U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579

  
• 11.02.2023

  306 - King Vahgo’s Dungeon [Patreon Preview]

  Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92167516

  
• 10.26.2023

  305 - Campfire Stories to Scare Your Socks Off Spooky SZN Pumpkin Spice Vibes

  Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 10.23.2023

  E0 #33 - Zap News Live! On the Scene [Patreon Preview]

  After a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy with Walt Tremblay (Branson), the only man who saw the assailant's escape. Full...

  
• 10.19.2023

  304 - The Fruits of Faith Call-In Show with Pastor Clyde Sunbeam

  Pastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 10.12.2023

  303 - The American World Wrestling Production Meeting for Mr. Rumble’s Royale

  AWW CEO Billy Crust (Branson) makes plans for Mr. Rumble's Royale with Brisk Santiago (Andrew), Crispin Ekphrasis (Charles), Big Tom Springsteen (@murderxbryan), and Derry Polumbo (@theCJS). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 10.05.2023

  302 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]

  King Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/302-in-court-of-90412053

  
• 10.02.2023

  Pixar's Sodas Q&A [Patreon Preview]

  Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575

  
• 09.28.2023

  301 - The Dopeness At The Movies Presents Pixar’s Sodas

  Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

  
• 09.21.2023

  300 - Pixar's Sodas

  When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman,...

  
• 09.14.2023

  299 - The New Tarzan

  Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast