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I am uploading a podcast episode. But why? I should be at my post at the front of Tiny Hiney Farm. I need to be there. I should be sitting peacefully in my armchair at Tiny Hiney Farm, wearing a shirt covered in AI-generated images of my animals, staring at my animals as they do nothing or doze, which is doing more or less than nothing, depending on how I feel about the animal at that time. But here I am in front of a laptop sitting on a messy desk interfacing with multiple user interfaces at once - patreon, acast and youtube - uploading an episode across three separate posts. Why? Something has gone wrong. The animals are abandoned. I am here. I am at Tiny Hiney Farm. Something has gone wrong. I am lost. I am not here

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Today, we must talk poop. Poop and horse. Yes, the gentle wonder of the horse and the healing energy it applies to me. I will achieve oneness by having my hair sweetly nibbled by a horse. Or maybe instead I will have my trauma healed when a gentle brown mare lays her full chin on my face and then kinda just stands there and hangs out. And maybe I have a towel on my face?

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Tom and Demi are here to have a nice time doing. What? Okay. Really? They're talking about Katy Perry? That seems unlikely. Alright. Really? For how long? Jesus Christ. Well,

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The triumphant return of the selfsuck roundup and a cool new look for Tom and Demi! We are here and we are podcasting once again - the podcast is going from strenght, ah fuck i misspelt it. well I'm not going back to fix it. fuck that. strength to strngth is what i meant. you know what, go fuck yourself

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Tom and Demi look into the world of Kevin Bacon's farm and - it's Demi's Birthdaaaay! Her camera stops recording but Brendan has PERFECTLY fixed that with cutting edge computer generated technology

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Tom and Demi are having a lovely bloody time in this episode and in LIFE!! We get into a press release about the world's first breakfast pillow, revive fears of The Big Koala and Tom also has some stuff going on I guess. He's going "boooooo hooooo hoooooooo" and shit idk how to stop it

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Tom's thinking about dessert, r/dessert and The Black Eyed Peas. Demi's thinking about running around really fast and eating a berry that makes her spin around!

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Tom's thinking about dessert, r/dessert and The Black Eyed Peas. Demi's thinking about running around really fast and eating a berry that makes her spin around!

We appreciate you very much and we love you

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Tom and Demi are here for a twist on an old classic. Like you know when there's a cool new remix of a classic song that makes you appreciate the classic even more? Well this is like that but for head got stuck

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we also talk about a poop bucket. but the MAIN star of this episode is the I Love Rock Music Challenge, where Tom and Demi try to say "I love rock music" live! The full sentence... all the way through.... without laughing. Is it possible? Only this episode, and YOUR LISTENING, will tell! We love you we love you we love you we love you. Right now I'm typing this out on an old-ass laptop that I can't remove from power because if I do it'll shut the hell down. The laptop's power port is kinda loose so I'm really holding my fate in my hands here - and my hands have the tremors. Enjoy the episode!

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