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Happppppppy new year! It's time to enjoy the world of r/fruits with your pals Tom and Demi and a cool new audio glitch! I love this new year - for one thing, I'm in it, and I'm absolutely freaking mental about that guy. I adore his experience - his phenomenological experiences hit the spot for me the way most nothing else does!

I am eating a simple bowl of fruit :)

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grah grah grah!! i'm barking! GHRAHGFHGAHGH!

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In the thrilling conclusion of this episode of Who's Grandpa... we find out Who the titular Grandpa is, and why they are Him. WHO will it BE?? Well, I know because it's in the past and I'm writing this episode description now. Thank you for reading this. Your reward: my beautiful song! La lalala LAAAA la la Laaaaa La lala LA la la lala LAAaaaaaa.... ~laa.

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Here is this week's episode.... the beginning of a knock-down drag-out showdown between TOM (the boring guy) and DEMI (the other one). If these are gifts that grandpa needs, and you need the gift, then mightn't that make you grandpa? WHO will be crowned GRANDPA at the end of this? WHY did we make this two episodes good lord

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This episode's subject matter got us the first ever furious message from our editor Brendan:

"i was googling pictures of smegma buildup in horses today and this defamation of the double bass is still the worst thing you've put me through. rancid, change your hearts"

So gird your loins and reinforce your hearts because there's double bass slander on the horizon! (really deep voice) ba-bum ba bum bum bum bum

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The gang's back with their brand new episode - the long awaited "elongated coin" episode! Now, prepare to learn about the wonderful penny. The penny we squish so that we can remember where we've been and why. The Elongated Coin.

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The Corn Maze Episode. Long theorized, finally made a reality by two brave podcasters who have come together to create.... The Corn Maze Episode. Here we are at.... The Corn Maze Episode.

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My toxic trait is needing an old key so bad I could explode! I need to unlock one my front door with a key that looks like this: F

Just drank a coffee and now I'm bouncing around the whole place. Hell, I might record another podcast soon! Maybe that would be fun!!!!!

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this is an episode with a lot of poop talk. thank you for your time!

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