Minion Death Cult

It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired)

Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of people--the responses are a delight to behold.

Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles.

Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something.

PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB’s appearance at the RNC

Is this a big deal? Can we flatter conservatives into pro-worker policies? Should our coworkers be sent to the hague for voting Republican? Listen to find out.

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Slab- Wombo

Fisherrr- Cash Cobain

Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union.

PLUS: Tony is also almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night job), and Alex EVISCERATES a beloved classic Simpsons moment

IMPORTANT: Do not tweet or contact my actual employer. The matter is settled. Thank you to everyone for your support.

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TODAY: As more information about Trump’s attempted assassination comes out, the right wing asks: are politics getting more unhealthy?

  What if Barron Trump were in attendance and was scarred for life and vowed to eradicate the liberal menace once and for all?   What would Hawk Tuah have to say about this moment? Would anyone listen to her?   We also check in on liberals posting Alex Jones style false-flag conspiracies en masse, and can’t find it in our hearts to fault them for it.   Real Life Love- SPEED

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Audio from DEATH CHAT 500

Today we react live to the stunning news of an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, as well as Facebook's reaction to the news (CIVIL WAR TIME)

We also discuss weightlifting-themed hardcore bands Rampage and Diesel Dudes

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TODAY: Caleb from the Western Kabuki podcast helps us catch up with the meaningful mind of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson. How cooked is this man’s brain, for real

PLUS: We use Caleb’s metalcore expertise to examine Disturbed–Emmure Zionist Mall Metal Front.

Does “Sound of Silence” refer to the tens of thousands of corpses in Gaza?

Why did David Draiman stop wearing his “pussy hooks” piercings?

Is Down with the Sickness so important that we can overlook the Dray Man signing Israeli bombs?

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Guided By Angels - Amyl And THe Sniffers

Supalony - Benee

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TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home

PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors’ maidservants

 

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TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape

ALSO: Nathan’s Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. Right before the 4th of July, too

FINALLY: American patriots smother their entire home in a giant American Flag to show how normal it is to support the country. Looks great, folks!

 

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TODAY: Biden deliberately tanks his debate performance to lull his opponent into a false sense of security. Will the gambit work?

No! Democrats are in full meltdown and the liberal press demands Biden drop out of the race after his hitherto-imperceptible cognitive decline presented itself this one time.

We discuss our current gerontocracy and go over liberal apologia for the elderly statesmen. Did we count out Simone Biles after one poor performance? Do we even want a president who can speak coherently?

Padon-Mach Hommy 

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TODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision

 

…find out what the world’s most miserable men are posting on Father’s Day

 

…while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth

 

…and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.