Minion Death Cult

Minion Death Cult

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  • #727 Im still transitioning into a White Man. It was delayed because of the Iran & Israel conflict. (preview)

    TODAY: We say goodbye to the show with two familiar topics: Conservative Punk Rock and Pancake Magnate Terrence K Williams

    We finally discover some real conservative punk rock (Fake A.I. song) and determine just how hard it slaps. To wash the taste out of our mouths we cover a new liberal (?) anti-Trump (?) anti-ICE (?) song from first-wave emo legends The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (also A.I.) who unfortunately seem to be using pedophile symbols in their marketing.

    THEN: Terrence K Williams marks the 5th anniversary of the Aunt Jemima tragedy to remind us that he also sells pancake mix using a black face as a prop (his own).

    We also discover his journey transitioning into a white man and take a look at how his fans are handling it.

    Music:

    Iron Lung - Shift Work

    Christian Scott & Thomas Pridgen - Say It

    Thank you again to everyone for listening, supporting, and engaging with the show over the years. It's been an incredibly fun, mind-warping experience. We are blessed to have been able to produce this show for you.

    I have heard that Patreon allows you to pause billing month-to-month for 6 months, so maybe we'll come back to do a few episodes in 6 months in order to keep the back catalogue available.

    Thanks again for everything

    Alex and Tony

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    8 min
  • #726 Without millionaires, we wouldn't have capitalism

    TODAY: A shocking revelation from the MDC boys that could change the trajectory of our nation

    PLUS: We celebrate the REAL No KINGS Day with some incomprehensible posts honoring the country of AMERICAN

    AND: One republican poster questions why millionaires and billionaires make out better under Trump's tax bill, and the Let's Go Brandon facebook group calls him a Nazi

    ALSO: Teamsters? Celebrate Pride month? Despite me not being gay? We cover my union's support for gay and queer rights and shock reactionary members by informing them their contract already protects gay and trans people.

    However, one ingenious member suggests reducing our paid vacations in the next contract so no one thinks we're using that time to go on gay cruises.

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    Music:

    Wettex (Cashmere Cat Remix) - Feadz and Kito

    Paris - Moon

    Helms Alee - Dangling Modifiers

    2 hr
  • #725 Politics shouldn't be allowed at festivals (preview)

    TODAY: The BBC refuses to broadcast Kneecap's Glastonbury set... and instead gets hit with the old "Death to the IDF" by noise rap band Bob Vylan

    We discuss the band's statements, their music, the Glastonbury festival, and most importantly, what average BBC viewers are saying.

    Is it antisemtic to oppose a military killing thousands of women and children?

    Either way is it distasteful to drag politics into music?

    Will zionists ever be able to stop the wave of anti-Israel sentiment sweeping the globe?

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    Music:

    Labrini Girls - Cuntology 101

    8 min
  • #724 New York is done. Only in J*wmerica...

    TODAY: We cover Zohran Mandami's Democratic Mayoral primary win and the cascading waves of dissonance it's set off in right wing and centrist circles.

    Will the right finally start calling all democrats "socialsts" now that a DSA guy has won a primary?

    Will the right wing's beloved New York City finally go down in flames?

    Will the few zionist democratic voters be able to scold their compatriots into "ISLAMAWARENESS"?

    Find out today

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    Music:

    Wayne Shorter - Fee Fi Fo Fum

    1 hr 28 min
  • #723 Libertarian is conservative. Have fun being a cuck for Islam w/ Sean KB (preview)

    TODAY: Sean of The Antifada podcast and the Independent Labor Club joins us to discuss important current events: Alex and Ani's wedding. Did he like the goats? The eggrolls from our neighbor? Shooting arrows at parade attendees? We get him on the record.

    ALSO: Going to war with Iran on behalf of Israel--is it good to?

    We examine the various arguments in favor of the US's missle strike on Iran's nuclear site, such as Charlie Kirk's "Don't worry about it, kitten" and the Libertarian Candidates Meme Army's "I will NOT be a slave to Iran"

    Will this apologia be enough to maintain support for Trump amid his extremely unpopular and destabilizing foreign policy decisions? Will he go from being good Hitler (genocidal) to bad Hitler (incompetent, deranged, defeated)?

    Sign up for an Independent Labor Club in your city at https://ilclabor.com/

    Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month

    7 min
  • UNLOCKED: Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen

    Originally Aired: January 10th 2020

    Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted.

    I don't remember all of what this episode was about because I was working 14 hour days through covid and the only description I wrote is "It's the Iran episode"

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    Music:

    Trial - War By Other Means

    1 hr 31 min
  • #722 You Don't Mess With The Zohan w/Rax King (preview)

    TODAY: We mess with the Zohan by reviewing the bizarre 2008 Adam Sandler comedy following an Israeli super soldier who defects to the US when he tires of "all the fighting going on over there" in order to be a successful American sex criminal and Salon owner.

    Probably the most bizarre Sandler outing, the effort sees the star trying to make comedy with liberal zionism and (more effectively) ruthlessly depicting a revolting Israeli culture.

    In Zohan, we see two Israelis: the uber mensch zionist warrior from Jewish lore, and the deluded narcissist who can't stop sexually harassing people and getting into screaming matches with female service workers.

    Luckily this contradiction doesn't need to be resolved as we discover the bloody conflict is really being orchestrated by nefarious WASP mall developers (not that wrong actually)

    Order Sloppy by Rax King here or from your local bookstore

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    5 min
  • UNLOCKED: #719 Queer neighborhood? This is supposed to be the melting pot

    Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted, and we have a spectacular episode coming this thursday.

    In the meantime, please enjoy this recent premium episode from earlier in the month.

    TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors.

    We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast minister and watch a conservative comment section spin conspiracy theories about how the city actually forced the group to protest there.

    ALSO: European leaders (including Starmer lol) begin to stand up to Israel and we learn the dangers of being sympathetic to Palestinian suffering.

    Music:

    Raed Raees & BABYNYMPH - Tesla Beats

    Friendship - Tree of Heaven

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    1 hr 28 min
  • #721 I don't care I'm just racist at this point (preview)

    TODAY: Trump V Musk. Who will win? Or is it "Sun Tzu level warfare"?

    We cover the open conflict between the two high-energy type A alpha males. What did Elon mean by "Trump is in the Epstein files"? What did Trump mean by "Elon is a drug addict"? Could this be a golden opportunity for Democrats to add another repulsive billionaire to their team?

    Are the crafty showmen staging a brilliant game of 4D chess visible only to their most emotionally intelligent supporters?

    Or is this just another false gesture at a hidden world of elite predators who will never see justice? Possibly, but either way at least I'm racist now.

    Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month

    10 min

About Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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