so out of the blue some guy (who I've never met or spoken to before) insists that I intervene in a dispute between he and an ex bandmate (an acquaintance of mine) over ownership of some master tapes from the 1990's. I know nothing of the band or the recordings in question. I politely reply, stating this has zero to do with me and wish him luck resolving the matter. He responds with a series of insults, vague threats and blocks me (HURRAY). "Why can't you be more like (Tom) Hazelmeyer?" Like it's so easy to be like Tom Hazelmeyer, I wish. "I LIVE ALONE AND HAVE NO JOB SO I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO SPEND ON THIS" (i appreciate the personal details but I would've wagered on all 3 of these things being true)

Hey, "Sludge Metal Dan" or whatever your pseudonym is, why can't you be more like Carson Craig's amazing Jet City Womeme IG account? It's a high bar to clear, but if nothing else it's a more creative endeavor than harassing strangers online.