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Greetings, Folks!  Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?  Not when the kid's parents are crawling up your ass questioning your morals and reasoning for saying 'no' to such a "sweet" little kid.  Screw that.  Today the gang debates all questionable tactics rolled out just to pile up a solid sales track record....all for some mediocre cookies.  Choose one name for your cookies.   Choose to give more of the proceeds back to the girls.  Choose to listen to The Burger.  Sew another patch onto our sash or silliness!!  Love you all.