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Heyo!  Today's episode features the dynamic duo of Michael and Francis.  The two tango through Francis's NFL gameday experience between the Lions and Bears, Michael building what is arguably the most impressive parade float ever assembled, and we rip on Timmy for conveniently not showing up to another show.  Pop in and have yourselves a laugh with the gang and their nonsensical Burgers!  Love you.

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Greetings, Folks!  I'd say that today's episode got weird, but then again, which ones don't?  We start with religion.  Relax.  It's not what you think.  From there it takes a bend to an oft-forgotten Nicholas Cage movie (hence the title) and winds around the block.  Join in on the laughter with Michael, Oko, and Francis.  And, as always, we love you.

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Heyo!  The Burger is a little late to 2024 but we're here nonetheless!  Today, Oko, Michael, and Francis catch up the only way they know how; with a heaping plate of complete and utter Nonsense.  As luck would have it, Harry Carey and Bill Cosby stop by to intro the show, and then it gets nuttier.  We talk Creed singing Christmas tunes, the ingenuity of Michael Keaton, an evil Frosty the Snowman, and so much more!  Glad to be back and boy do we love all you Fine Folks!

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Bangers n' Mash!  We're back after another inexplicable hiatus, Folks!  We had to celebrate the return of Timmy with that much more Nonsense packed into the show.  We've all adopted new aliases which may make sense at a later date.  For now, you'll receive a steady diet of game show theories, old CD changers crammed in your trunk, sleazy "restaurants" packed with sleazy clientele, and a bright new idea from the gang deadset on building a plethora of silly stores within one giant store!  Oh, and we may have come up with a golden (see what we did there?) idea for another Willy Wonka sequel.  Welcome back!  Love you. 

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Mahalo, Folks!  Welcome back to the Burger, where tonight you've got Francis, Oko, and Michael all over the board!  Oko explains what a "hug from the hip" gets you.  Francis has more odd airport encounters.  We explore a newly-coined phrase known as a "bed friend".  Spiders are still scary.  The unnecessary energy of Agro business convention presenters.  All of this while Michael wonders why he's friends with these two.  Put your swimmies on....we're jumping into the deep end for today's show.  Love you!

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Wowsers!  We're back again, Folks!  And we're just in time for the holiday that everyone takes too far.  Halloween is great for justifying how much candy we cram into our gullets and that's about it.  Aside from that, tune in to listen to Michael, Oko, and Francis talk about the mystery that is excessive pee dribble!  Not your thing?  Not a problem!  We also tackle elaborate holiday lawn decorations, leaving appliances on when you've already left the house, and Oko's new obsessions with wanting to look exactly like Mr. Clean!  It's always a house of mirrors at the Burger.  Step right up and let's enjoy the carnival ride together!  Love you all.

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Wow!  Talk about a magic show!  Today's episode is all over the board, Folks.  Francis, Oko, and Michael play a sick game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I don't think they hit the target once.  Or do they?  Why is there still hype around the Harry Potter movies?  How do we get access to all the wonderful sabotage Chris Hanson was involved in from 'To Catch a Predator?'  Oko wants to drive an ice cream truck around when he retires.  Ikea meatballs are supposedly really good?  Is a kitchen sponge or garbage disposal smell worse?  Do you churn your ice cream?  And finally....downing Hershey's chocolate syrup straight from the bottle.  Best get your buns in here and listen to another rambunctious Burger show!  Love you.

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Heyo!  Michael and Francis are back and unloading their chaotic brainpower on all of you Fine Folks!  We go from lovely morning walks to picking our fingernails to meditating to forgetting items on a grocery list to peeing in public.  See what we mean?  It's absolutely bonkers!  Pop into today's episode and enjoy a little scattershot from these two hooligans.  Explain, we shall.  Love you.