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For episode 72, I’m happy to announce this is the first-ever ALL-REQUEST show, but perhaps not nearly as happy that the majority of the requests were either “go fuck yourself” or “drop dead”. Much like Cronos’ difficulty negotiating with a unruly City Gardens mob, I humbly ask that you refrain from all shouting at me at the same time. I realize I’m not John Gambling, but surely you can understand that it is not possible to fuck yourself and drop dead simultaneously. There’s an exact sequence to these events (as John Gambling demonstrated). Anyhow, I don’t have time to spell it out for everyone, the show is only 2 hours long and if I didn’t get to your request this week, well, maybe you should see if Santa Claus is any happier being abused by strangers.
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For episode 72, I’m happy to announce this is the first-ever ALL-REQUEST show, but perhaps not nearly as happy that the majority of the requests were either “go fuck yourself” or “drop dead”. Much like Cronos’ difficulty negotiating with a unruly City Gardens mob, I humbly ask that you refrain from all shouting at me at the same time. I realize I’m not John Gambling, but surely you can understand that it is not possible to fuck yourself and drop dead simultaneously. There’s an exact sequence to these events (as John Gambling demonstrated). Anyhow, I don’t have time to spell it out for everyone, the show is only 2 hours long and if I didn’t get to your request this week, well, maybe you should see if Santa Claus is any happier being abused by strangers.
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