Hello? Who’s there? The Church is CLOSED. Oh! Goodness! It’s just you, listener.

Join the clergy in the dead of night, in the empty Church, as we recount our share of spookies:

Brother Reid Endures a Visitor

Sister Callista Surrenders to the Parcel

Pastor Andrew Interrupts Tragedy

Oh how we wish the congregation could join us in hot, steamy PERSON.

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