WE WERE ABLE TO GET OUR DUNKIN!! A sense of normalcy is afoot here in Asheville as the curfew has been lifted and businesses are opening back up!! We kicked the show off with opening audio...Jeff was lost about some Simpsons audio Rizzo chuckled over...An annoying Walmart worker has to sing people home at the end of the night when the store closes...People were cheering as a granny attempted to get on an escalator and took a tumble...What is the proper apology when a funeral home allows your loved one to fall out of the pack of the hearse on the way to the graveyard? That happened to a family...The funeral home gave a written apology...The Biltmore is reopening Nov. 2nd...The USPS has agreed to a new deal with their workers and there will now be pay raises and air conditioned trucks...President Trump had quite a weekend as he made fries and served folks at a McDonalds...Not only that, he also talked about his good friend Arnold Palmer...Not just about the man...But about his manhood...Now we know why Arnold Palmer iced tea/lemonade comes in the big can...The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame was over the weekend and we zeroed in on two current artists that sang for the inductees...One Jelly Roll who lost his breath singing Ozzie...And Kelly Clarkson who blew away Lou Gramm...What is the meanest thing you could do to someone? How about robbing someone's shoe store and only taking all of the right shoes...If you travel to New Zealand, just make sure you keep the hugging to a minimum...The airport there has made a new rule that you can only hug for 3 minutes and you have to move on...Jeff feels it is wayyy too long...How awkward is that? A man was arrested for sniffing the shoes of his neighbors...He went to many homes in his neighborhood and broke in just to take a sniff of some shoes that housed hooves...The NFL is banning reporters from the locker room so we don't get a peek of Travis Kelce's junk...We would like you to take a peek of this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!