On the topic of mischievous elders, let's kick the show off with opening audio...But first we get to a woman who is having a ghost pregnancy with Casper the ghost...An elder went into a store and saw a deal for 44lbs of cheese and left with it...Another elder rode a golf cart into a restaurant and ran over people eating dinner...They claim she was not intoxicated...Naughty listener Wendy finally checked in and invited us over again for a bottle of wine after the show...A woman was arrested for rustling a sheep...That is stealing the sheep...If she isn't going to eat it or use it for wool, then what else would she do with it? We are still weirded out that Keith Morrison is the step-father of Matthew Perry...When they interviewed the family Keith took over the whole interview...Daylight savings is this weekend...Brad from Home Improvement was arrested for yet another DUI ...It's a shame he doesn't have Wilson to talk through the fence about it...The fitness app Strava used by many Secret Service agencies around the world is easily trackable...People were able to find out where certain world leaders were...Turtle soup anyone? A story that led the news was the fact that a tortoise was lost for 9 weeks...They sent out drones to find it, and it was less than 100 yards away from their house...A local principal was arrested for stealing over $80 worth of stuff from Target...Also shout out to the $20 Target Thanksgiving dinner meal they are offering...To shower in discolored water or not? That is Listener Court today on the show...They say it is safe to do but Rizzo refuses...Jeff is scrub-a-dubbing away...Rizzo pulled it out...Stay stinky Asheville...Tom Brady's ex Gisele has a bun in the oven at 44yrs old...Subway is being sued for grossly misleading ads for sandwiches "bursting with meat" ...McDonalds has finally figured out the issue when it comes to repairing their ice cream machines...That and so much more on this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!