Pompeii style corpses are uncovered in the changerooms at Toronto clothing store Jean Darlene, and employee Grovel Doncheadle (Matt Folliott) wasn't afraid to touch them.

Owner Terry Cauve takes a break from his HOT TUB, where he was DRINKING A BREEZER, and the men discuss his criminal past and Cher the TD Chair.

(It was probably just Dementors)