Killed to Death

Toronto City Councillor Shannon Shark (Rob Baker) finds a fellow councillor dead in the chamber. He talks about his Water Ward, his one-seater, and all the foods and disgusting acts that took place at a hazing. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Construction worker / squash player Cavey Table (DJ Mausner) talks about his beautiful wife/dog Ann Donuts, the things he hasn’t seen, and the death of his friend during a squash game.

Also present is a 4man, a beam guy, and president Joe Biden. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

The Mayor (Matt McCready), 2ft tall, has been Toronto’s mayor since escaping a cartoon 80 years ago and living off of cigarettes. He finds the deputy mayor dead. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Gilbert Taylor (Paul Aihoshi), karaoke enthusiast, finds a body in a private karaoke room whilst searching for his favourite song. Along with karaoke magnate Levi Strauss, they try to find out what the song is called, where Gilbert’s socks went, and time permitting, what happened with the murder. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Baker Virigina Smallsbin (Allana Reoch) started Smallsbinz to get away from her checkered past – but tragedy has followed, as Ted, her oven guy, is discovered dead. Along with one of the countless employees of the shop, they get to the bottom of what happened that night.

“Goodbye” Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

After the demolition of a spire, a body is uncovered from the rubble. Trickster and seasonal worker Arlo Amuse-Bouche (Chris Leveille) helps to piece together the events involving a lizard man, a potential superhero, and pub trivia. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Freelance lifeguard Dylan Basher (Antony Hall) finds a body on a waterslide.

They discuss Dylan’s wrestling persona and skillset, and an aptly named alleyway at the waterpark. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

When a waiter is found dead at the Met Gala, the boys talk to celebrity Elizabethian Cowgirl (Spencer Litzinger), famous for having a good name before a particular photo removed her from the limelight.

Then, the terrifying Tim Burton pitches some movie ideas. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Sheila Stallone (Alana Johnston), who does PR at a funeral home, has her work come home with her when a body is found in her treehouse.

She also talks about her igloo / bomb storage main house, and a neighbour drops by to discuss her anonymous gift-giving. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

While a foley artist by day, Cory Stanley (Brandon Hackett) ‘s true passion is bird watching. It was during a trip to the woods he discovered the murdered corpse of his childhood friend. They mainly talk about this; and also to a parrot. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network