Caricature artist Petely Toppins (Alastair Forbes) finds his model deceased during a summer fair. He examines the grilled picture from the day, his Australian-Irish-English heritage, and discusses exactly who would be the anchor chief on a boat. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Sharon (Stacey McGunnigle) finds a body during a music festival at Wasaga Beach. It turns out to be more of a family gathering of a few suspicious members, one of whom drops by. Also investigated is Sharon’s pink eye. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Wrestler Rick Pickems, better known as The Vlogger (Gavin Pounds) comes across the body of an old wrestling referee. He breaks down his persona, as well of those of The Strangler, The Sniper, and Snake Guy among others, and just exactly what kind of stuff is usually found under the ring. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Window washer Eunice (Emily Poulin) primarily works at the glass skyscraper Costco, and spots a body trapped in the elevator during a routine shift. Along with another Costco employee, they discuss the building’s layout, origin stories, hot dogs, and having one jacked arm. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Frat house leader Brendan (Everardo Ramirez) finds the de-boned corpse of a fellow member. He talks about burning CD-Rs, giving cheques to the Dean, and most importantly, when recycling day is. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Star of countless films Rachel McAdams (Ben Sosa Wright) finds a body in her Toronto neighbourhood. Along with iconic actor Matthew McConaughey, they talk about how they like coffee, famous quotes, and whosdatedwho.com. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Trish Halp (Laura Ramoso), finds the burnt remains of a family member on her boat, the Diamond Princess. She talks about her sons, pretends to have a phone, and disparages all podcasts, especially this one. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Dwayne Christmas (Ben Beauchemin) is a man who wants no introduction.

An 8 feet tall thin cable man, a talent agent for anyone, and father to an improv team, he finds his bareknuckle boxer Lester dead, nailed to his front door with a railroad spike through the neck. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Human remains are unexpectedly discovered at a dig site by palaeontologist Edward Crunch (Nicole Passmore) a weak, feeble man.

A body is found in a Northern river by prospector Alan Carpatio (Andrew Bushell), a prospector of jewels, opportunities, and app ideas. They talk about his exercise regimen, wifi, and to Ralph, an enemy who promotes his soft drink DDYT. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network