Today marks TWO ENTIRE FUCKING YEARS OF DOING THIS SHOW! And how do we celebrate? Did we build a cake? Nope. Did we read fan mail? No, because our listeners hate us as much as we hate ourselves for watching this donkey-doo week after week. Did we watch yet another movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Yes. Yes, we certainly did. And Rob watched another Avengers movie, so we think it goes without saying that morale is low. Let's get into it!

Tequila madness! Bitching out the boy by calling him a pussy in front of the platoon! Doing drugs while dealing with demons! Religiously motivated masochism! Violent ventilation monkey murder! Makeshift dissection of martian demons! Human trials trope! Reaper’s vague violent report card! Power bone saws! Caged animals for maximum bad guy effect! Pipe logic overload! Stolen hand identity access, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Two years, guys. Holy shit. Thanks for listening to our insanity! Tell your friends. No... better yet, tell your enemies, because our archives are a punishment to the senses.

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