Today we get to hear about Dave's softer side. And, as the collective jaws of 2Legends Nation drop in utter shock, we assure you a "kinder gentler" Dave does indeed exist. You see, Dave and his family adopted a rescue dog as a birthday present for his younger son. Dave does have to draw the niceness "line in the sand" somewhere, and in this case, it's in the dog food aisle ... on the bottom shelf. Because, compared with what the new dog wants to eat, the cheap stuff is like manna from heaven.