Legends In Their Own Minds

Legends In Their Own Minds

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Legends In Their Own Minds episodes

  • #190 - ImPeach Pits

    While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.

    11 min
  • #189 - At A Loss

    Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think.  Will he survive?  Or is he officially doomed?

    11 min
  • #188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

    In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead.  Don't ask Dave, though.  That'll just get him started again.



    12 min
  • #187 - USA, Party of 3?
    Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.
    12 min
  • #186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress
    Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.
    11 min
  • #184 - Grumpy Old Men
    Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.
    11 min
  • #183 - Super LI
    Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.
    12 min
  • #182 - LinkedOut
    Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?
    11 min
  • #181 - Dialect Dilemma
    Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.
    11 min

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Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any…