We've done cannibalism, but have we done incest AND cannibalism?! Not that we can recall. But to be honest, we cannot be trusted with things like this. So. What was the question?

This is the story of the ghost of Sawney Bean. Come for the ghost, stay for the summer of love, rated G for grotty, (witch understood), we got to cannibalism fast, one stone three score hands, how did this get worse from the cannibal part?, CHUD lures, all this peat to eat, live by the barbecue, die by the barbecue, and CHUD justice.

Sources:

• https://www.scotclans.com/pages/the-legend-of-sawney-bean
• https://hauntingnights.co.uk/ghost-of-sawney-beans/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Bean
• https://electricscotland.com/kids/stories/sawney_bean.htm
• https://freakinparanormal.com/2020/08/28/haunted-scotland/