Gas up your DeLoreans because Season 7 of Riverdale is stuck in the 50s and we really need to get back to the future where, admittedly, everything still sucks but at least we'd be rid of Veronica's bangs. While Tabitha is working on untangling some timelines to restore the gang to the present day, we're working on untangling some of the ridiculous elements we've already been introduced to in just the first couple of episodes like the fact that these are now fully grown adults acting like 16-year-olds again and Jughead is somehow able to dig up a time capsule that won't be buried for another 60 years...

Come along with us as we lovingly hate on this shitshow called Riverdale for one last season before we all get taken out by Bailey's Comet for good.

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