Give us a B to the T to the O...We then get a call from listener Melvin with probably the worst joke and the worst start to the show in a long time...Let's recoup and get to Opening Audio...A Detroit police officer left a judge speechless when he showed up for a Zoom hearing wearing his uniform top and badge but no pants...A man in Istanbul has agreed to pay 10000 liras ($240 USD) every three months to help support his and his ex-wife's two cats...Ever been to the Whistly Top? or is it Whistly Stop? Kevin Holding died after conducting work in London when a urinal fell onto him 'without warning', killing him almost instantly...A trip to a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas, turned into a wild scene after a pet monkey escaped its owner...A growing black market for baby spider monkeys is fueled by social media popularity. Experts warn that the trade is driving the species closer to extinction...Canadian journalist Farah Nasser is warning parents after a conversation between her kids and the Grok AI chatbot took an unexpected turn...Road reopens after a rockslide on Blue Ridge Parkway slams into a vehicle...Asheville is set to welcome the upcoming holiday season with the opening of a new ice skating rink at Asheville Yards... Passengers on what should have been a routine United Airlines flight from Des Moines, Iowa to Chicago got a lot more than they bargained for Monday, according to reports...An Arizona Superior Court judge was allegedly caught on body camera footage urinating near the courthouse where she works...An LA news team and a Toronto news team had a brutal on-air interaction when it came to betting on The World Series...We had our NFL picks for Week 9...A man was caught on camera torching a family’s Halloween display in the middle of the night, with flames spreading dangerously close to a West Seattle home...He kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into it, setting Bob Ross on fire...A cruise ship passenger was found dead on Lizard Island after being left behind during a hike...Luigi Mangione is keeping himself going behind bars thanks to some surprising ladies Taylor Swift and Charli XCX...Five more suspects have been arrested in connection to the Oct. 19 jewel heist at the Louvre museum in Paris...Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of The Year Is...67...The words for today are Rizzo & Jeff, and you can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!

Jeff is all roided up and ready to go as we get to Opening Audio...The "Bird theory," also known as the "bird test," is a relationship concept popularized on social media where one partner points out a mundane observation, like a bird outside, to see how the other responds...Supposedly doomsday is on October 29? A Harvard Astrophysicist is warning on Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS and it fuels conspiracy theories...Chunkosaurus Rex wins first-ever Fat Squirrel Week contest in Texas...A Texas man accused of shooting his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting “too fat”...Cemeteryplotlistings.com...They simplify the process of selling & buying burial plots by bridging the gap between sellers with unused plots and buyers in search of them...A man who brandished a firearm at Biltmore Estate over the weekend was taken into custody without incident...Waynesville police are searching for a man allegedly involved in using counterfeit money at various locations in town...McDonald’s new checkout rules will make paying harder and meals more expensive...Andy Richter —28/40. Looking to survive another week, Richter reprised his role as a priest from Scary Movie 2...And he survived...Several monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon...A man accidentally shot himself in the leg inside a Super Walmart...The reputation has grown enough that Erwin High School is among Asheville's most haunted landmarks...Biblical studies student illegally in U.S. allegedly stabs two teens with metal fork, slaps woman on flight...Today, Jamaica is surveying the damage left behind by Hurricane Melissa, a Category 5 storm that made landfall yesterday...A Chinese family sued their daughter’s school after the child was diagnosed with acute and transient psychotic disorder, allegedly caused by a horror movie she had watched in class...The NFL is lining up its pre-Super Bowl events. Two days before the big game, Sting will headline a Super Bowl-branded concert at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco...A new Dr. Seuss book is on the way! The legendary children's book author's complete manuscript for 'Sing the 50 United States...A man in Florida was charged after smashing nearly $500 worth of pumpkins...You can do activities like smashing pumpkins while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well we are halfway to Thursday and this only because Rizzo thought it was Wednesday...Now that he dug himself out of that hole, we get to Opening Audio...A man is in custody after police say he broke into a home, then ran and barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell freezer...Police are looking for a 62-year-old Windsor woman who caused $30,000 in damage to a car wash by driving through the exit door and then ramming the front entrance...A Little Caesars employee in West Virginia is accused of shooting a man through the drive-thru window...A local cosmetics company is under investigation for illegally dumping 100 gallons of coconut lotion into a bayou, potentially harming plants and animals...A Deepfake Elton John video scammed a Northeast Ohio man out of $20,000...Sean “Diddy” Combs’ release date has been revealed by the federal Bureau of Prisons...Combs can anticipate a May 8, 2028 release from federal lockup...There has been a noticeable increase in storage building break-ins in Buncombe County following Hurricane Helene...The annual "Halloween Booze It & Lose It" campaign is now officially underway, the Asheville Police Department announced...From Monday, Oct. 27, through Sunday, Nov. 2, drivers will see a higher law enforcement presence on North Carolina roads...Should you stop trick or treating when there is hair down there? That took us to Listener Court...Spain's National Police announced that they apprehended a group of seven who stole over 1,000 chairs from dining establishments...A New Jersey woman burned down the house of a man who called her for a booty call at 4:00 am and then fell asleep...A man faces a $5M bond after stealing an ambulance with a paramedic and patient inside, crashing it into another car...A third person has died at Walt Disney World in less than two weeks in a chilling string of fatalities that has cast a pall over The Most Magical Place on Earth...You can stay in The Pillsbury Doughboy’s vacation home...Kelsey Grammer becomes dad of eight aged 70 after admitting he ‘neglected’ first two children...Two people that will never neglect you are Rizzo & Jeff and you can listen to the Tuesday edition of the show here!!

Well let's just turn around and head home...We were privy to some BTO to start Monday...But old Jeffy wants to stay and get to Opening Audio...A man was arrested for breaking into a sheriff’s office while wearing a speedo...Authorities say 50-year-old Corey Nickerson barged in and accosted a dispatcher on her way into work...A Lyft driver was arrested and accused of shooting a man during an altercation involving a slammed car door...Mx. is a gender-neutral title used in the same way as gendered titles like “Miss” and “Mr.” Like the singular “they."...A man stole 47 vehicles from Syracuse airport rental agency and rented them across CNY...Two suspects were arrested in connection with the theft of crown jewels from Paris’ Louvre museum, justice and police officials said Sunday...NBA legend Kevin Garnett has been named in the NBA gambling scandal, but it appears that he may have been a victim...The Utica Police Department arrested a woman for vandalizing a victim's car with a bunch of different condiments...Police said the suspect covered the vehicle in ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and eggs...'Animal communicator' Faye Rogers claims that she can speak to pets...She said she regularly speaks to her donkey, Thistle...A Florida woman was arrested after claiming she's Eminem's wife to Get Out of paying the restaurant bill. Her breakfast cost $27.55...The stars of HGTV’s “Divided by Design” say their dog died and was cremated “without our consent” by a dog sitter over the summer...A father is facing charges after threatening to shoot up an elementary school over his child missing snack time...Hurricane Melissa is a powerful Category 5 storm as it slowly drifts toward Jamaica...Ten people go on trial for cyber-harassment of Brigitte Macron: Group faces two years in jail 'for claiming she is a man...Chick-fil-A launches first-ever vending machine (And yes, it's closed on Sundays)...Good samaritans stripped down to their briefs to rescue 3 stranded whales on a Canadian beach...A bakery employee is facing several felony charges after police in Alexandria said he secretly recorded coworkers ...There is no need for you to secretly listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

Head banging to BTO to start off our Friday...Let's get it going with Opening Audio...Travis Kelce joins group investing in Six Flags, including Cincinnati's Kings Island...A woman in Salinas has been caught on camera twice vandalizing Halloween witch decorations on a home's front lawn by punching them...A 15-year-old boy is being hailed a hero for saving his neighbor from a burning home...It looks like butt breathing might actually become a thing. A doctor from Japan won an Ig Nobel prize last year for discovering we can absorb oxygen and "breathe" through our backside...Starbucks CEO teases ‘AI Barista’: What does that mean for actual baristas?...A passenger aboard a Norwegian Cruise Line ship was reported missing after going overboard while the vessel was sailing from Portugal to Miami...He didn't make it...Turkey divorce case reveals man calls ex-wife ‘chubby’, court orders compensation...An embarrassing moment during the 2025 Miss Grand International pageant has gone viral after Miss Panama mistakenly thought she made the finals...A flight from Lima to Tarapoto faced a long delay after a hamster escaped on the plane before takeoff...A deaf woman was seriously injured when a small plane crash landed on a soccer field in California...‘Like a skeleton in a chair’: Woman finds uncle dead for days at independent living facility...Francis Ford Coppola forced to sell his custom $1 Million watch after ‘Megalopolis’ debacle...There is video of Britney Spears appearing to drive erratically after a night out at a trendy restaurant with a friend...Pittsburgh's Walk of Fame realized they had to do after they unveiled their first 10 stars this week. Among the honorees is Michael Keaton, who memorably played Beetlejuice and Batman. On his plaque, Keaton's first name was spelled M-I-C-H-E-A-L, when it should have been M-I-C-H-A-E-L...Let us spell it right for you R-I-Z-Z-O & J-E-F-F...And you can listen to the Friday edition of the show right here!!

Is Rizzo transitioning? Sure sounds like it...Let's get ourselves Opening Audio...A New survey data finds that nearly 1 in 5 high schoolers say they or someone they know has had a romantic relationship with artificial intelligence...The Great Falls Police Department is asking if anyone can identify two people who reportedly stole items from two schools in Great Falls...Suzanne Somers' widower shocks fans as he resurrects star in 'AI clone' format...The youngest candidate in Wisconsin’s gubernatorial race is a 22-year-old college student who said he wants to represent people tired of career politicians...Capri Sun is getting in on the joke by offering new Trick & Treat Pouches where it's impossible to open a pouch with a straw...One of Diddy's close friends is speaking out about the terrifying moment the mogul woke up in prison with a knife pressed to his throat...There was a fair amount of backlash after the NFL announced Bad Bunny had been tapped to serve as the performer during the halftime show at Super Bowl LX but Roger Goodell says it's a go...Jelly Roll isn’t done inside the ring, not by a long shot. The chart-topping singer-turned-WWE competitor wants more than just a guest spot...'Oh my God! He's naked!' A nude man was running along the San Antonio access road and it shocked lunchtime drivers. Hamburger Helper, a 50+ year-old pantry staple, is experiencing a resurgence due to rising food costs, especially ground beef...Lucky our favorite reformed criminal called to tell us one of his shoplifting stories and gave us his take on the robbery at The Louvre...Meet Ronnie Putnam, an overweight Illinois man who was arrested after claiming to be Sammy Hagar at businesses, including two banks and a vape shop where he attempted to open accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises, LLC...Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier were arrested Thursday as part of a pair of investigations related to illegal gambling...'Just holding a Doritos bag': Student handcuffed after AI system mistook bag of chips for weapon...Man at Disney World resort dies after 'medical episode,' marking second death of a property guest in 1 week...We hope you don't have a medical episode while listening to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Back-to-back rootin tootin days as Rizzo awaits the results of Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars...Let's get to Opening Audio...The theme is food...Authorities say an employee was caught on camera stealing secret recipe books from a Doral restaurant, leading to his arrest on a felony charge on Monday...No soup for you...Walmart announces its most affordable one-click Thanksgiving Meal yet, serving 10 for less than $4 each...A woman was arrested for pepper spraying a cook at a Nashville Waffle House after being refused service...A California family is suing a funeral home after they allegedly presented the wrong body during a memorial...Smoke from the Mills River mulch fire dwindles, but extinguishment challenges persist...The second phase of construction at Asheville Regional Airport is set to begin soon, with changes potentially starting as early as Wednesday morning...Despite the findings of a ULI study, there are no plans in place to relocate the River Arts District, said Kim Miller, city communications specialist...Pretzels contaminated with oven cleaner were mistakenly served to 6th graders at Fowler Middle School in Tigard, Oregon...Andy Richter and Emma Slater received the lowest scores of the night for another week but they survived...He had influenza...‘Crust-ice’ has been served as Authorities say an armed man who allegedly threw frozen pizzas at grocery store workers in Wisconsin is now in custody...Scary ride failure at the NC State Fair leaves riders dangling 100 ft in the air for 45 minutes due to low voltage issues...Buncombe fire marshal discourages open burning Wednesday due to increased fire risk...Stolen Louvre loot worth $102 million may be melted down...A worker was killed after a burial vault fell on him Monday afternoon at Restland Funeral Home in Dallas...A family was traumatized when police executed a search warrant at the wrong home, guns drawn, kids in the home...Hey Mitch McConnell...Look down below your junk...Those things are called legs...No more using them to walk...Just sit and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Even if you don't run in Rizzo's "rootin tootin" circle you can still enjoy the show on this cold Tuesday...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...Why did Kristen Bell write this about Dax Shepard about their anniversary? Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: “I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I’m heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would.” ...BTW what has Dax Shepard been in? Kohler Health's Dekoda is a health tracker that clamps onto your toilet and provides insights by analyzing what's coming out of your body...Darrel R. Burnett was charged with murder after shooting and killing his brother, Darryl E. Burnett Jr...Man arrested, 2 injured after south Asheville shooting... Asheville plans a 6,000-seat outdoor concert venue, largest in the city, near Swannanoa River...Donald Trump is considering commuting Diddy's sentence as early as this week, according to a high-ranking White House official...A 76-year-old Washington, D.C. woman won a court case against her neighbor over marijuana smoke. Josefa Ippolito-Shepherd said the smell from Thomas Cackett's apartment was making her sick and affecting her sleep...That took us to Listener Court...Johnny thanks for another Stump Dump update...A man in Bedford Township, near the Michigan-Ohio border, was shot with a crossbow and lost consciousness when police arrived at his motel...An aggressive sea otter stole a surfboard off the Santa Cruz, California coast and bit a surfer. A full-blown rescue ensued...A woman got married for the first time at age 76 after meeting her future husband, 81, on a dating site...Britney Spears claims she has ‘brain damage’ as Kevin Federline memoir drama rages on...A man was arrested in Crawford County, Kansas on Saturday after asking a homeowner for gas and telling them not to call the cops...The driver was identified as Michael Jackson, and the sheriff's office made sure to note he was not the singer...With Thanksgiving just around the corner, the nation’s turkey flock has decreased to the smallest size in 40 years and a fall rebound in avian flu cases is adding to the damage...What does not cost more than a turkey is The Rizzo & Jeff Show and you can listen to the Tuesday edition of the show here!!

Well half of the internet is down but we are still up and going...We started with a banjo joke from Melvin and now we can start the show...Rosie O'Donnell thinks Keanu Reeves was one of the worst guests she ever had...A former Travis County corrections officer is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly smuggling chicken wings to an inmate in exchange for money...Remember to never squeeze the Charmin...State officials recommend Mission Hospital be placed under Immediate Jeopardy again...An Air China flight bound for Seoul was forced to make an emergency landing in Shanghai on Saturday after a lithium battery inside a passenger’s carry-on luggage spontaneously burst into flames in an overhead bin...The FBI is leading the investigation into the discovery of a hunting stand near the Air Force One landing zone in Florida...Des Moines man faces 88 charges for allegedly hiding camera in porta-potty at cross country meet...Police in a New England town are searching for men who pocketed $7,400 in cash that fell off a car...Two bear attacks occurred in the same Japanese town on Saturday amid a rising number of incidents involving the animals...A man in Florida who claimed to be Elon Musk stole nearly $600,000 from a woman...BTW has anyone heard of a 3:30pm newscast? A father-daughter treasure hunting team from northeast Georgia struck gold on Bailey Mountain Loop in Madison County, finding more than $26,000 in coins during the Countdown Treasure hunt...According to the data from the supercomputer, the Earth will pretty much be toast in the year 1,000,002,021…just under a million years from now...Amazon Web Services (AWS) had a major outage this morning and while Amazon says they “fully mitigated” the main issue and most services are restored, Reddit and some other sites are still down...A pizza delivery driver in New Jersey found a creative solution to a flooding problem by using a kayak to complete his delivery...McDonald's employee, 2 other men arrested after fight leads to gunfire at eatery...A woman who police say sent her husband an AI-generated photo of a man on their couch as part of a prank is facing charges...This is no prank...This is actually the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well, howdy!! We have a question...What goes on in Tempe? A Tempe driver was arrested after hitting 140 mph and evading police multiple times...An actress farted on the BBC Version of "Traitors"...Winning McDonald’s Monopoly is ‘200 times harder’ than hitting Mega Millions jackpot thanks to ‘repeat’ ploy...Keanu Reeves’ manager told him to change his name at 20 Years old. They considered ‘Chuck Spadina’ before using KC Reeves... A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies ...That is the movie taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah...Ace Frehley, a founding member of Kiss, is dead at 74...Asheville officials announced Thursday that they will not be pursuing a downtown social district that was previously proposed...Members of the French Broad River Metropolitan Planning Organization are considering a vote on whether to move forward on studying the feasibility of a 16-mile toll lane for east and westbound lanes of I-40...Listener Todd met Bob Dole back in the day and we had to hear about it...A New Jersey high school canceled its homecoming dance not because of controversy, but due to low student interest...Strange, smelly mystery grips Tiny Township as residents baffled by recurring problem of adult diapers supposedly thrown from vehicles along area roads...Ann Angeletti, 101, still hustles six days a week and has shared her secret to what keeps her going every single day...Neighbors voice concerns after 2 students struck, injured by vehicle at bus stop...Kevin Federline claims Britney Spears was drinking and medicated while pregnant and did cocaine while she was breastfeeding...Chilling doorbell footage captures a trio in Halloween masks threatening to kill a widow and her family...A bare-naked burglar, identified by police as 23-year-old Joshua Garrison, was caught on security camera skulking through backyards in Pinellas Park outside St. Petersburg last week...Whether you're nude or clothed you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!